Sunday, April 1, 2018

"The Fools to Pity" List - April Fools Day 2018!

Hey there, Toonsters,

  I know today is Easter, but this year, Easter falls on the same day as another special day, the day we pull pranks and make up stories for fun, we call it April Fools Day. Long ago, Stefan did a April Fools joke, stating that the ACF was a failure and a year after that, I did the same thing, but for bashing my own hobbies, fandom and other stuff. But it was all in good fun. We all know we don't mean for what we say, especially around April Fools Day. But since I don't have any jokes me and Stefan have in mind, I figure I do something different for this April Fools Day. Only this time, we got so many fools to pity and no one pities fools better than the one, the only, Mr. T.

So, in honor of Mr. T himself, I give the list on the following fools to pity. Time to pity the fools for their own shortcomings. I pity:

Henry Schleiff (for killing off the Hub and replacing it with Discovery Family, with no variety)
Christina Miller (for continuing where Stuart Snyder left off, by slowing putting live action back on Cartoon Network)
Vince McMahon (for running WWE down to the ground, and holding back future talent like Shinsuke Nakamura)
Roman Reigns (for being a boring wrestler and the reason why many superstars are being held back)
Gary Marsh (for continuing to run Disney down to the ground)
Bob Iger (for letting Gary Marsh ruin Disney even futher, as well as running the whole company to the ground by focusing more on Marvel and Star Wars)
Josh Matthews (for running his mouth saying how great he is in the broadcast booth, especially in Impact Wrestling)
Eric Bischoff (for killing off WCW and TNA)
Scott Steiner (for being mean, nasty, unintelligent and doesn't admit of taking steroids)
Haim Saban (for abandoning his principles for profit when it comes to children's TV)
Dave Morgan (for killing off Saturday Morning Cartoons for Edutainment)
Sumner Redstone (for making Viacom like the Master Control Program, too big for its britches)

And there you have it. If you got your own list of fools to pity, leave a comment. So until then, stay frosty, Happy Easter and Happy April Fools Day...

AND I PITY THE FOOL WHO WON'T MAKE A DIFFERNCE!!

1 comment:

Stefan said...

Both Me and T Approve!