Jason's Gallery: Usagi's Beach Bunny Birthday Blast! (featuring Kasumi)

On the shores of Bass Island, the main beach of Zack Island, Usagi Tsukino is celebrating her birthday by vacationing on the island alongside her new friend, the runaway ninja mermaid princess, Kasumi. Knowing that Usagi's one piece swimsuit wasn't so elegant enough, Kasumi gives her a swimsuit worthy of a mermaid princess, the Violet bikini, along with a matching sarong. Usagi became ecstatic when the kunoichi gave her the bikini, knowing that she would make her boyfriend, Mamoru Chiba, blush.

Kasumi: "Happy Birthday, Usagi! Hope you like your present. It is worthy of a princess, just like myself."

Usagi, looking in amazement of the Violet Bikini with matching sarong: "It's so beautiful! Thank you!  I know Mamo will swoon over this (that's is if he doesn't get a nosebleed first (giggles)).

Happy Birthday, Little Miss Bunhead!!

Small Status Update

2020 has been the Absolute WORST Year thus far and there's no sign of it getting any better. Hopefully Retro Rebellion will help give you guys a destraction from the Evils of the Modern World.

First off,my SNES Tribute is still ongoing and Should be posted in time for it's 30th Anniversary this fall. I think you'll be pleased. In the meantime,I have other cool things I'll be doing on this blog.

After thinking long and hard about it,I've decided to add Michael Jackson to the Hall of Heroes. He's been vindicated and ready to be Honored. We at the Retro Rebellion are extremely honored to place him with the other Heroes. Expect that to happen soon.

Next,I'll be posting an updated line-up of my fantasy TV Network,Modern Vintage TV.

And finally,I gotta complete my backlog of things I've been meaning to do,but didn't (it's gotta get done). I may also do something Power Rangers related.

Anyway,that's it for now. Hope Everyone is staying safe and healthy.

Until Next Time,
Stay Gold,Space Cowboys

Eulogy to the Flaymboyant Little Richard

Little Richard is by far the most important and flamboyant people in the world of music. One of the pioneers of Rock 'n Roll, he made the phrase,  "A Wop Bop a Loo Bop a Lop Bam Boom!", a part of pop culture history. I don't know much about his life and all, but I do have some memories of his influence in other media. For instance, one of his songs, Long Tall Sally, was played in a little movie called Predator. That's right. Long Tall Sally was played while Dutch Schaefer and his fellow soliders were heading to Central America for their mission. That song itself was indeed almost as memorable as the line, "Get to the Choppa!". Also, he not only did his version of the theme of Casper the Friendly Ghost (not only for the movie, but also the cartoon based on that movie), the last thing saw of him was in one of those Geico commercials, where he made the phrase "Mashed Potatoes, Gravy and Cranberry Sauce" more fun and flamboyant every Thanksgiving. Little Richard's influence didn't just effect movies and television, but also with wrestling. During his time in WCW, Marc Mero used Little Richard likeness for his wild persona of Johnny B. Badd. Why Mero didn't get sued over this, I'll never know. But, it was the 90s. What can you do.

In short, whether it's his flamboyancy, Long Tall Sally being immortalized in Predator, doing his take on the theme of Casper, making Thanksgiving a little more hip in the Geico commercials or inspiring Marc Mero to be like him (or lack therof), Little Richard had a "Wop Bop a Loo Bop a Lop Bam Boom" career and deserved his place in the pantheon of Rock 'n Roll. Tutti Fruti will never be the same without him. Godspeed, Little Richard. Thanks for all the memories. Be at peace, flamboyant one. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!

#RIPLittleRichard

Little Richard Is The Reaper's Latest Hit

One of music's most legendary icons,Little Richard,has passed away due to Bone Cancer. He was 87.

Read all about this great man here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Richard

R.I.P.
Richard "Little Richard" Penniman
Dec. 5th 1932 - May 9th 2020

Program Block Ideas!

I haven't talked much about my "Fantasy" TV Network,Modern Vintage TV,lately So I thought it was about time I started talking about it again.

The Program Block was a very common thing back in the day,they were awesome and kept a Network organized too. Sadly,in todays Terrible World,The Program Block is nothing more than a memory.

So I think my Network should revive them. Here are a few ideas I have for Program Blocks.

Cartoon Express (Copyright Aquired) - A Weekday Afternoon block that's a total revival of The USA Network's Cartoon Express. Will have both new and old shows. Block starts at 3pm and ends at 5pm.

SatAM Superstars - A Saturday Morning Block. No details yet,but it will be mostly made up of new shows. Block starts at 8am and ends at 12pm.

The Saturday Arcade - A Block dedicaded to Video Game based game shows and eSports. Block starts at 1pm and ends at 5pm.

Action Xtreme Team (Copyright Aquired) - A Sunday Morning Action and Adventure Show Block. Block starts at 8am and ends at 11am.

NeoJetix (Copyright Aquired) - A Friday Night Action/Adventure Anime Block. Block starts at 7pm and ends at 11pm.

Geek Omniverse - A Saturday Evening Block dedicated to All Things Geek-Centric. Block starts at 6pm and ends at 11pm.

And that's all I can tbink of at the moment. I think I covered all of tbe bases nessesary so I'll end things here.

Also,I'm still working on my SNES Tribute,so I haven't forgotten about that.

Until Next Time,
Stay Gold,Space Cowboys.

Da Fink is Defunct!

Ladies and Gentlemen,The WWE has lost yet another legend. Wrestling's most famous Ring Announcer,Howard Finkle passed away today due to health issues. He was 69.

The Fink was,to many,one of the most Iconic voices in WWE history. He will be missed.

Facts:
- Howard Finkle made his debut in 1977 at a WWWF MSG show.
- He was also The WWE's longest employed ring announcer.
- He was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2009.

RIP
Howard Finkle
June 7th 1950 - April 16th 2020

The Newest Members Of The Public Enemies

Today,thanks to COPPA and Youtube,I can't fave ANY Vid that's labled "For Kids". Just to be clear,the vids I fave are content from the 80's and 90's that could be considered for the 8-12 demo,but said content is basically for everyone. I'm not into Baby Garbage.

This Is Really Really Stupid! And because of this The FTC (the revivers of COPPA) and Youtube have Earned a Place In The Public Enemies List!

They've pushed me too far.

Updated: Also,because They are the POSs responcable for Purposely creating The Coronavirus to show their might and lying about their involvement in tbe virus' creation,I've decided to add Xi Jinping and His Government to the Public Enemies List. Communists Suck!! Period!!

In closing,I Really,Really hope everyone is doing alright during this crisis. Stay Smart,Stay Healthy Stay Safe,Space Cowboys.