Monday, July 6, 2020

The King of Pop Is Now Part of The Retro Rebellion Hall of Heroes

Michael Jackson was one of the greatest music icons to ever exist. He helped break racial barriers in music thanks to his partnership with MTV (they were decent back then,i swear). With his cool attitude,look,and sound,Michael Jackson was a huge draw with fans worldwide and would continue to hold such drawing power until the late 90's.

Despite all of this success,though,Michael wasn't without his enemies. Back in the day,some in the Media didn't like him that much and labeled him a pedophile when he was falsely accused of sexually molesting young boys. These accusations almost ruined him and would have if they were true..but they weren't,so they didn't.

However in recent times,each and every one of these alligations were proven to be false and Michael was cleared of all wrong doing.

Michael had gentle soul and seemed like the type of guy you'd wanna be pals with. So with all this said,Retro Rebellion is Very Proud to induct "King of Pop" Michael Jackson into the Retro Rebellion Hall of Heroes.

You are missed like crazy,Michael. Thank you for entertaining us through the 80's and 90's. Rest In Peace,King of Pop. 

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Back To Work After The 4th.

Announcement!!

Following the 4th of July,I will be back on the job again. Just to let you all know. Also,I'm considering adding Super Smash Bros Director and Kirby creatr,Masahiro Sakurai, to the Hall of Heroes. This dude is doing so much for the Smash Community,he deserves every ounce of praise he gets.

So there we go. See ya on July 5th or 6th,Space Cowboys.

Stay Gold and Stay Safe.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Jason's Gallery: Usagi's Beach Bunny Birthday Blast! (featuring Kasumi)


On the shores of Bass Island, the main beach of Zack Island, Usagi Tsukino is celebrating her birthday by vacationing on the island alongside her new friend, the runaway ninja mermaid princess, Kasumi. Knowing that Usagi's one piece swimsuit wasn't so elegant enough, Kasumi gives her a swimsuit worthy of a mermaid princess, the Violet bikini, along with a matching sarong. Usagi became ecstatic when the kunoichi gave her the bikini, knowing that she would make her boyfriend, Mamoru Chiba, blush.

Kasumi: "Happy Birthday, Usagi! Hope you like your present. It is worthy of a princess, just like myself."

Usagi, looking in amazement of the Violet Bikini with matching sarong: "It's so beautiful! Thank you!  I know Mamo will swoon over this (that's is if he doesn't get a nosebleed first (giggles)).

Happy Birthday, Little Miss Bunhead!!

Sunday, June 21, 2020

Small Status Update

2020 has been the Absolute WORST Year thus far and there's no sign of it getting any better. Hopefully Retro Rebellion will help give you guys a destraction from the Evils of the Modern World.

First off,my SNES Tribute is still ongoing and Should be posted in time for it's 30th Anniversary this fall. I think you'll be pleased. In the meantime,I have other cool things I'll be doing on this blog.

After thinking long and hard about it,I've decided to add Michael Jackson to the Hall of Heroes. He's been vindicated and ready to be Honored. We at the Retro Rebellion are extremely honored to place him with the other Heroes. Expect that to happen soon.

Next,I'll be posting an updated line-up of my fantasy TV Network,Modern Vintage TV.

And finally,I gotta complete my backlog of things I've been meaning to do,but didn't (it's gotta get done). I may also do something Power Rangers related.

Anyway,that's it for now. Hope Everyone is staying safe and healthy.

Until Next Time,
Stay Gold,Space Cowboys

Monday, May 11, 2020

Eulogy to the Flaymboyant Little Richard

Little Richard is by far the most important and flamboyant people in the world of music. One of the pioneers of Rock 'n Roll, he made the phrase,  "A Wop Bop a Loo Bop a Lop Bam Boom!", a part of pop culture history. I don't know much about his life and all, but I do have some memories of his influence in other media. For instance, one of his songs, Long Tall Sally, was played in a little movie called Predator. That's right. Long Tall Sally was played while Dutch Schaefer and his fellow soliders were heading to Central America for their mission. That song itself was indeed almost as memorable as the line, "Get to the Choppa!". Also, he not only did his version of the theme of Casper the Friendly Ghost (not only for the movie, but also the cartoon based on that movie), the last thing saw of him was in one of those Geico commercials, where he made the phrase "Mashed Potatoes, Gravy and Cranberry Sauce" more fun and flamboyant every Thanksgiving. Little Richard's influence didn't just effect movies and television, but also with wrestling. During his time in WCW, Marc Mero used Little Richard likeness for his wild persona of Johnny B. Badd. Why Mero didn't get sued over this, I'll never know. But, it was the 90s. What can you do.

In short, whether it's his flamboyancy, Long Tall Sally being immortalized in Predator, doing his take on the theme of Casper, making Thanksgiving a little more hip in the Geico commercials or inspiring Marc Mero to be like him (or lack therof), Little Richard had a "Wop Bop a Loo Bop a Lop Bam Boom" career and deserved his place in the pantheon of Rock 'n Roll. Tutti Fruti will never be the same without him. Godspeed, Little Richard. Thanks for all the memories. Be at peace, flamboyant one. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!

#RIPLittleRichard

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Little Richard Is The Reaper's Latest Hit

One of music's most legendary icons,Little Richard,has passed away due to Bone Cancer. He was 87.

Read all about this great man here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Richard

R.I.P.
Richard "Little Richard" Penniman
Dec. 5th 1932 - May 9th 2020

Friday, May 1, 2020

Program Block Ideas!

I haven't talked much about my "Fantasy" TV Network,Modern Vintage TV,lately So I thought it was about time I started talking about it again.

The Program Block was a very common thing back in the day,they were awesome and kept a Network organized too. Sadly,in todays Terrible World,The Program Block is nothing more than a memory.

So I think my Network should revive them. Here are a few ideas I have for Program Blocks.

Cartoon Express (Copyright Aquired) - A Weekday Afternoon block that's a total revival of The USA Network's Cartoon Express. Will have both new and old shows. Block starts at 3pm and ends at 5pm.

SatAM Superstars - A Saturday Morning Block. No details yet,but it will be mostly made up of new shows. Block starts at 8am and ends at 12pm.

The Saturday Arcade - A Block dedicaded to Video Game based game shows and eSports. Block starts at 1pm and ends at 5pm.

Action Xtreme Team (Copyright Aquired) - A Sunday Morning Action and Adventure Show Block. Block starts at 8am and ends at 11am.

NeoJetix (Copyright Aquired) - A Friday Night Action/Adventure Anime Block. Block starts at 7pm and ends at 11pm.

Geek Omniverse - A Saturday Evening Block dedicated to All Things Geek-Centric. Block starts at 6pm and ends at 11pm.

And that's all I can tbink of at the moment. I think I covered all of tbe bases nessesary so I'll end things here.

Also,I'm still working on my SNES Tribute,so I haven't forgotten about that.

Until Next Time,
Stay Gold,Space Cowboys.