Thursday, April 27, 2023

Top Personal Favorite Wrestling Stars

Today. I am going to make Top Lists of my Personal All-Time Favorite Wrestlers,Tag Teams,Managers,Announcers,Commentators,and Personalities. And just for fun,I'll be making a Top 5 for Interview Segments.

Note that this is just my personal opinion and you may have different picks. And to keep this List Short I'm only gonna be listing Wrestlers from the 1960's through the 2010's. Also,these Lists will be in no particular order.

Okay,let's do this!!!

Top 100 Male Wrestlers

100 - Drew McIntyre

99 - Cesaro

98 - Sheamus

97 - Jinder Mahal

96 - Seth Rollins

95 - Roman Reigns

94 - Santino Marella

93 - Hornswaggle

92 - Dolph Ziggler 

91 - Zack Ryder

90 - Big E

89 - Kofi Kingston

88 - Bray Wyatt

87 - Bo Dallas

86 - Titus O'Neil

85 - Daniel Bryan

84 - R-Truth

83 - Cody Rhodes

82 - Mick Foley/Cactus Jack/Mankind/Dude Love

81 - Rikishi

80 - Mark Henry   

79 - Ken Shamrock

78 - Kurt Angle 

77 - Kane

76 - The Rock 

75 -"Stone Cold" Steve Austin

74 - Triple H/Hunter Hearst Helmsley

73 - Raven

72 - The Giant/The Big Show  

71 - Glacier

70 - Disco Inferno

69 - Eddie Guerrero 

68 - Lord Stephen Regal/William Regal

67 - Rey Mysterio

66 - La Parka 

65 - Bill Goldberg/Goldberg

64 - Diamond Dallas Page aka DDP

63 - Lex Luger

62 - Booker T

61 - Kevin Sullivan

60 - Sting

59 - Vader

58 - Brian Pillman

57 - Sting Dustin Rhodes/Goldust

56 - Sean Waltman/The 1-2-3 Kid/Syxx/X-Pac

55 - "Big Daddy Cool"Diesel/Kevin Nash

54 - "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon/Scott Hall

53 - Bob "Spark Plug" Holly

52 -  Shane Douglas/Dean Douglas

51 - Evil Doink

50 - Ahmed Johnson

49 -Sid Vicious/Sid Justice/Pycho Sid

48 -  "Double J" Jeff Jarrett

47 - Bam Bam Bigelow

46 - Yokozuna

45 - Tatanka

44 - "The British Bulldog" Davey Smith

43 - Owen Hart

42 - "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

41 - The Undertaker

40 - Bret "The Hitman" Hart

39 - Jerry "The King" Lawler

38 - "The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich

37 - Haku/Meng

36 - The Barbarian

35 - The Warlord

34 - The Mountie

33 - "The Genius" Lanny Poffo

32 - Koko B. Ware

31 - Honky Tonk Man

30 - Mr. Perfect/Curt Hennig

29 - "Ravishing" Rick Rude

28 - Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake

27 - Kamala,the Ugandan Headhunter/Ugandan Giant

26 - "The Model" Rick Martel

25 - Earthquake

24 - "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan

23 - "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka

22 - "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase

21 - Jake "The Snake" Roberts

20 - The Ultimate Warrior

19 - George "The Animal" Steele

18 - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair

17 - "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes

16 - Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat

15 - The Junkyard Dog

14 - Hillbilly Jim

13 - Sgt. Slaughter (when he's Not the Anti-American Heel)

12 - The Iron Sheik

11 - Andre The Giant

10 - Rowdy Roddy Piper

09 - Hulk Hogan/Hollywood Hogan

08 - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

07 - Bob Backlund

06 - "Superstar" Billy Graham

05 - "Big Cat" Ernie Ladd

04 - Gorilla Monsoon

03 - "Haystacks" Calhoun

02 - Bobo Brazil

01 - "The Living Legend" Bruno Sammartino

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Top 15 Female Wrestlers

15 - Rhea Ripley

14 - Shotzi Blackheart

13 - Ember Moon

12 - Asuka

11 - Dakota Kai

10 - Becky Lynch

09 - Bayley

08 - Naomi

07 - Tamina Snuka

06 - Natalya

05 - Beth Phoenix

04 - Jacqueline

03 - Chyna

02 - Alundra Blayze/Medusa

01 - The Fabulous Moolah

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Top 5 Jobbers/Enhancement Talent 

05 - Outback Jack

04 - Duane Gill/Gillberg

03 - S.D. Jones

02 - Barry Horowitz

01 - "The Brooklyn Brawler" Steve Lombardi

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Top 40 Tag Teams

40 - Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson

39 - The Revival (Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder)

38 - The Bar (Sheamus and Cesaro)

37 - Heavy Machinery (Otis and Tucker)

36 - The Usos (Jimmy and Jay)

35 - The Hardy Boyz (Matt and Jeff)

34 - The Dudley Boyz (D-Von and Bubba Ray)

33 - Edge and Christian

32 - Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio

31 - D-Generation X (Shawn Michaels and Triple H)

30 - The Rock 'n Sock Connection (The Rock and Mankind/Mick Foley)

29 - The A.P.A./Acolyte Protection Agency (Bradshaw and Simmons)

28 - The New Age Outlaws ("The Road Dawg" Jesse James and "Badass" Billy Gunn)

27 - The Brothers of Destruction (The Undertaker and Kane)

26 - The Headbangers (Mosh and Thrasher)

25 - Owen Hart and The British Bulldog

24 - Doug Furnas and Philip LaFon

23 - The Godwinns (Henry and Phineas)

22 - The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog)

21 - The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart)

20 - The Blu Bros. (Jacob and Eli)

19 - Owen Hart and Yokozuna

18 - Sting and Lex Lugar

17 - Harlem Heat (Booker T. and Stevie Ray)

16 - The Steiner Bros. (Rick and Scott)

15 - Public Enemy (Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge)

14 - The Faces of Fear (Meng and the Barbarian)

13 - The Outsiders (Scott Hall and Kevin Nash)

12 - The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom (Hawk and Animal)

11 - The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)

10 - The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags)

09 - Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and I.R.S.)

08 - The Natural Disasters  (Earthquake and Typhoon)

07 - The Rockers (Marty Janetty and Shawn Michaels)

06 - The Bushwhackers (Luke and Butch)

05 - Demolition (Ax and Smash)

04 - The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy Smith and The Dynamite Kid)

03 - The Hart Foundation (Bret "Hitman" Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart)

02 - Mr. Fuji and Prof. Tanaka

01 - The Wild Samoans (Afa and Sika)

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Top 5 Factions/Stables

05 -  The New Day (Xavier Woods,Kofi Kingston,and Big E)

04 - The Hart Foundation 2.0 (Bret Hart,Owen Hart,Brian Pillman,The British Bulldog,and Jim Neidhart)

03 -  The Million Dollar Corporation (I.R.S.,Bam Bam Bigelow,Kama,King Kong Bundy,Tatanka,Sid,and the 1-2-3 Kid)

02 - The nWo (Most of it's Members Anyway)

01 - The 4 Horsemen (Ric Flair,Arn Anderson,Tully Blanchard,Barry Windham,Chris Benoit,and Dean Malenko Only)

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Top 10 Managers

10 - Theodore "Teddy" Long

09 - "The Grand Wizard of Wrestling" Ernie Roth

08 - Sensational Sherri/Sister Sherri

07 - Paul Bearer

06  - James E. Cornette

05 - J.J. Dillon

04 - Mr. Fuji

03 - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

02 - "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart

01 - Captain Lou Albano

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Top 10 Announcers and Commentators

10 -  Todd Pettingil

09 - Mean Gene Okerlund

08 - Howard Finkle aka The Fink

07 - Larry Zbyszko

06 - Eric Bischoff

05 - Tony Schiavone

04 - "Good Ol' J.R." Jim Ross

03 - Jerry "The King" Lawler

02 - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

01 - Gorilla Monsoon
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Top 5 Interview Segments  

05 - The Brother Love Show with Brother Love

04 - The Funaral Parlor with Paul Bearer

03 - The Heartbreak Hotel with "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

02 - The King's Court with Jerry "The King" Lawler

01 - Piper's Pit with Rowdy Roddy Piper

Hope you enjoyed this list. Sorry if this seems filler,but don't worry,I'm working on something big as we speak.So bear with me,guys. 

Well,Until Next Time,Stay Gold Space Cowboys and Continue To Resist Modern Attitudes.

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Happy 90th Birthday to Carol Burnett!!

 

Carol Burnett, actress, comedienne, all around nice lady, old enough to be either my aunt or my grandmother. Her laughter and joy brings happiness for all time!

Today, we celebrate a national treasure. One who has been tickling our funny bones since the 1960s, and one of a few dozen people who, in spite of all the bad stuff happening in the world, always brings joy and happiness in her wake. I am, of course, referring to the one, the only, Carol Burnett. From 1967 to 1978 (if I got the year correct), The Carol Burnett Show brought laughter to all the living rooms all over the world, not only from Carol herself, but also the likes of Lyle Waggoner, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway and so on and so forth. Whether it's segments like Tudball and Wiggins, The Family (which spun off into Mama's Family), parody versions of our favorite movies, the musical numbers, the various guest stars that appear, and not to mention all the questions we always ask Carol before the show, including asking her to do the Tarzan yell, which she use to do when she use to play with her cousin when they were very, very young. Not to mention tugging her left ear after every show, which was a tribute to her grandmother.

Even after her show ended, Carol was pretty much busy with everything else, including movies, when she played Miss Hannigan in the original 80s version of Annie.

Well, aside from all the accolades she achieved, including 6 Primetime Emmys, 7 Golden Globes, 3 Tony Awards, 3 Grammy Awards and having a Lifetime Achievement Award named after her, there is not much I can think of when talking about Carol Burnett, other than the fact that, although she is adored all over the world, I think of Carol as either a fun aunt or a grandmother. In fact, Carol is everybody's fun aunt and/or grandmother.

In short, Carol Burnett's laughter and joy can light out the darkness everyday and this world needs it and rightfully so. 

If you have any fond memories of Carol Burnett, please leave me a comment, asking anything Carol related and, no, don't ask me to do the Tarzan yell. Unless I use Skype or any other video format, I can't do it in text. Sorry. Anyway, until next time, let's end this summary in a way Carol ends her show...

I'm so glad we had this time together
Just to have a laugh or sing a song
Seems we just get started
And before you know it
Comes the time we have to say,

So long.

Happy Birthday, Carol Burnett!!

Saraba da (Farewell), for now.

#CarolBurnett #CarolBurnett90thBirthday #Birthday

Thursday, April 13, 2023

Jason's Gallery - Ami Mizuno Sexy Double Feature!

Behold! My latest artwork, and a bit digital, I might add. This time around, it is my favorite brainy Sailor Guardian, Ami Mizuno aka Sailor Mercury, coming out of her shell and embracing her femininity, as she reaches adulthood. Enjoy!

For someone who is very smart and gentle, Ami sure knows how to overcome her shyness and win over her possible boyfriend, let alone the gentle mariner of trust, Cye Mouri, and does it a way that is completely out of her comfort zone. And quite apparently, she ain't so shy now. Cye is lucky to have smart and sexiful girl like her. Not afraid to face the unknown, let alone in the bedroom. 

Note: I used the image of Ami in her sexy nightgown by Momohiyaltuko0124 and gave the digital art treatment, thanks to GIMP, PhotoImpression3 and MSPaint. I am definitely getting better in the digital art department, that's for sure.

Here is a side by side comparison between the digital version of Ami in her sexy nightgown and the original hand drawn version by Momohiyaltuko0124. Not bad for a remake, if I do say so myself.

Programs used: MSPaint, Photoimpression4 and GIMP 

Saturday, April 8, 2023

Up in the Backwoods in the Sky - RIP Bushwhacker Butch

This just in, especially in the world of professional wrestling

Robert Miller, known to us wrestling fans as Bushwhacker Butch, has died on April 2nd, 2023. He was 78 years old. Although having many titles in other wrestling organizations (which is too big for me to write down anyway), Miller, who was known as Butch, along with Brian Wickens, who was his kayfabe cousin Luke, were known as the Bushwhackers back in the days of the WWF. Known for their crazy antics, especially being wild and crazy from the New Zealand backwoods, the Bushwhackers were known for moving arms up and down as the walk, commonly known as the Bushwhacker Walk and licking the faces of the fans, their foes or each other. Crazy fan favorites, the complete opposite to their time in the other organizations when they were known as either the New Zealand Kiwis or the Sheepherders, who were more violent and aggressive than the fun loving Bushwhackers. They continue their run in the WWF until 1996.

There is a lot to say about the Bushwhackers, but there is a reason Wikipedia exists. And on a side note, Luke and Butch made an appearance on the Family Matters episode, Psycho Twins, which they wrestled Carl and Steve after the real Psycho Twins drank Steve's experimental "Snooze Juice", which didn't go so well, especially, in this world, the Bushwhackers has strong distain to cops (in this episode, anyway).

Years later, after so many neck injuries, Miller retired from wrestling in 2001 and did sporadically appear in many wrestling events from time to time until his death.  

Sorry for the short blog, but it's been so long since we have seen the Bushwhackers in action. They may have never won tag team gold in WWE, but we will never forget their antics in and out of the ring. We will wave our arms and lick the faces for eternity for you. Godspeed, Butch, and thank you for the memories, even if they are a bit wild.


(TAPS plays)


Robert Miller aka Bushwhacker Butch
(October 21st, 1944 - April 2nd, 2023)


This has been a Retro Rebellion Special Report.


Friday, March 17, 2023

Jason's Gallery - She-Hulk: Savage Homage

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I present to you my multiple story fanarts of She-Hulk. In these series of drawings, this pays homage to the 70s Incredible Hulk TV show, where Jennifer Walters re-enacts the first Hulk-Out from her cousin's TV counterpart. Well then, enjoy the gallery!


In a dark and stormy night, after a stressful day, Jennifer Walters returns to her home and goes to bed. As she falls asleep, she dreams about what she has been through even since getting that blood transfusion from her cousin, Dr. Bruce Banner. 

During her drive home, Jen thinks about her time when Trask's henchmen almost killed in her hospital room when she Hulked out for the first time. Since then, Jen fears that she might end up like her cousin.


Jen: "I just don't what is really happening to me? Ever since Bruce gave me his blood, I've been acting a bit strange. Am I going crazy, or am I really becoming what my cousin has become? One thing's for sure, I got a get a grip of this, or else I will truly end up like Bruce, hounded and hunted for the rest of my days."



Just as Jen was pondering even further, she hits something on the road, real hard. Jen stops the car and steps outside in this dark, rainy night and notices the reason for the car hitting something on the road: a flat tire.

Jen: "Oh no, talk about bad timing. Guess I'll change the tire myself since there is no gas station a mile away."


Starting to feel a little stress of getting back home quick, Jen takes out a spare tire and a tire iron out of the trunk in a attempt to change the tire.


As Jen attempts to change the tire, she struggles to move the bolts from the wheel with the tire iron.


Putting all of her efforts to get that tire out, Jen's stress levels start to rise up.


When all of the sudden, her hand slipped and hit the ground real hard.


Jen hit her hand so hard, it caused so much pain, as she lost all of her self-control.


And as her pain increases, along with her anger and stress, the gamma-irradiated body chemistry within Jen starts taking hold, as her normal brown eyes turned into near pupil-less whitish green eyes, indicating the start of her metamorphosis. 


Just as Jen was about to resume fixing the tire, her self-control was starting to fall apart, as her skin and hair color was starting to change, her straight and normal eyebrows became all bushy in sub-human primitive levels and her body and muscle mass slowly starts to grow, causing her clothes to be tight due to the change.


As the metamorphosis commences, the back of Jen's blouse starts to rip off the seams, as her size and muscles grow.


And the back of her blouse continues to rip nonstop.


And then, the back of Jen's blouse is completely ripped, revealing her back muscles and shoulders all grown, her pink bellbottoms became so tight, that it is starting to rip slowly and Jen's normally bulbcut hairstyle is starting to grow, as her hair and skin color continue to change.


Jen tries to control the change, but judging from her appearance and her ascot starting to tear apart, she is not in complete control.


As the change continues, Jen holds on the tire iron tightly, as her bellbottoms and her boots start tearing apart even further.


Then, her hair is growing even further, her watch falls apart, and her boots were thrashed, exposing her feet. And on top of that, her skin slowly starts to have a green-like hue.


Jen has really lost all control of herself, as her hair grows uncontrollably, her ruby red lips becomes green and her once petite arms are now grown with such muscle mass.


And now, the front of her chest and her breasts start to grow, causing the front of her blouse to rip, her bellbottoms are in the verge of being ripped off her body and now hair is not only green, but has changed into a wild, uncontrollable mane.


With her self control diminished, Jen tilts her head back in a rather sexual manner, almost like a gamma-irradiated orgasm, when her breasts continue to rip the front of her blouse, her bellbottoms fallen off her body, her ascot has been ripped off and her wild hair, has become more long and untamed, as her skin and hair color reaches its peak.


With the metamorphosis complete, Jennifer Walters has become the very creature that her cousin has become. She is no longer the same petite lawyer that she once was. Just a green-skinned Amazonian primitive goddess, who has embraced her savage impulses.


With no control of her emotions, the savage She-Hulk takes a look at the tire iron and tightens its grip with her strong hands.


And bends the tool like it was nothing, like a small paperclip.


Now seeing what she has become, the she-creature that was Jen roars above the heavens as the storm intensifies.


And without a train of thought, the She-Hulk proceeds in smashing the car with much aggression.


She-Hulk raises her arms as she thrashes the car, as the storm gets louder and louder.


The green-skinned Amazon continues to bash the car over and over again, like it was a threat.


And to top it all off, She-Hulk lifts up the car and attempts to throw it off a cliff.


She-Hulk watches as the car falls into the very bottom.


And when the car landed below, it exploded, where She-Hulk roars with such ecstasy, like she is more powerful than any storm. The savage She-Hulk had made her presence felt for the whole world to see.

Then, the next morning, Jen woke up, feeling that she had a very bad dream.

Jen: "Oh, what a nightmare. For a moment there, I thought I become a creature, just like my cousin. That is so weird."

Although she thought it was a dream, by the time she starts looking at the mirror to straighten herself up, she comes to a shocking discovery. Her blouse was torn, realizing that it wasn't a dream after all. She did become the She-Hulk.

Jen: "WHAT! My blouse is torn! It wasn't a dream after all! I am the She-Hulk!"

But Jen slowly calms down and blushes, for being a little embarrassed and a bit cute, knowing that what she is going through isn't like her cousin's, like she is enjoying it.

Jen: ""Oh, well. I don't mind being a little "Savage" every once in awhile. (giggles)"


A few minutes later...

Even in mid-transformation, Jennifer Walters will not hesitate to get in touch with her primitive side, especially when she likes to make love, in a savage, subhuman kind of way.

Jen: "Don't worry, you will love me when I'm angry. After all...anger turns me on. (purrs)"

THE END

Monday, March 13, 2023

Jason's Gallery: In Memoriam: Raquel Welch with eulogy.

Whether it's prehistoric times or in present time, Raquel Welch is a buxom sexpot, no matter what century.

 

On February 15th, 2023, renown sex goddess of the 60s and 70s, Raquel Welch had passed away. She was 82 years old. Even though she started off as a relative unknown in such movies like Fantastic Voyage, it was not until the fame image of Raquel in a fur bikini in promotion of 1 Million Years B.C. is what made a sex symbol in all of pop culture before the like of Farrah Fawcett in a red swimsuit all those years later. The living breathing symbol to what Helen Reddy said, "I am Woman, hear me ROAR!", she continued appearing other movies like the original Bedazzled starring Dudley Moore, The Three Musketeers (1973), and Bandolero! alongside Jimmy Stewart and Dean Martin. Not only with movies and appearances on television, but she was also posed for Playboy in 1979. That, and making a cameo in Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult, just for laughs and giggles along the way.

Raquel's beauty and sex appeal inspired future actresses and models to follow in her footsteps and so much more, among other things. Her passing from a brief illness (which the doctors didn't tell us what illness she had) was so sudden. She may no longer be a part of the living, but her beauty and buxom nature will live on forever. Godspeed, Ms. Welch.

(TAPS Plays)

Jo Raquel Welch
(September 5th, 1940 - February 15th, 2023)


Wednesday, March 8, 2023

The Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero Script

I used to enjoy the Mortal Kombat Series back in the 90's and was a fan of it's Characters (that changed once I stopped following the series after 4,but that's besides the point). So on the XMas (of '97) that I received my Sony Playstation,one of the games I would get would be Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero. 

I had little to no idea that the game even existed at that point,but I was interested to play this nevertheless. When I played it,I was impressed by the Music and Visuals,but not the most important thing for a Video Game - The Gameplay. It played like a Classic MK game in the form of a Side Scrolling Beat 'em-Up. However,Turning was Manual and you needed to use the Right Shoulder Button.

The jumping mechanic was flawed and so was the hit detection. One of the best things about this game was it's Cut Scenes. The Cut Scenes used Live-Actors,which was normal for the franchise at the time,and I think this game marked the end of that practice,as MK4,the next game in the franchise,would use CGI.

Anyway,the Cut Scenes were entertaining and despite the dialog being a bit cheesy,that didn't bother me one bit (after all,I am a fan of the '66 Batman show). So to give myself (and others) a Blast from the Past,here is the Script for Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero.

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Intro  

Thousands of years ago,the Earth was Devastated by a battle between the Gods. It was a War between Good and Evil. A War that would decide the fate of the World and plunged it into Centuries of Darkness. Now the World is in danger of being fought once again. Only one Mortal can stop it.
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Shaolin Temple - China           

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Scorpion: You will fail. Hahahaha.

Scorpion runs...

After finding Scorpion...

Scorpion: The map is mine Sub-Zero. Fight!

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Lin Kuei headquarters           
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Successful in his mission, Sub-Zero escapes from the Shaolin temples...And returns to the secret
Lin Kuei headquarters,hidden high above the mountains of northern China. He enters the Grandmaster's Chamber,where the Lin Kuei Grandmaster awaits on his throne.

Sub-Zero: Grandmaster, in honor of the Lin Kuei,I bring you this sacred Map of Elements.

Grandmaster: Once again, our most cunning assassin and thief is successful. At ease, my Lin Kuei warrior.

An evil-looking sorcerer carrying a bag arrives - This is Quan Chi.

Quan Chi: Greetings, I see the ninja has been successful in retrieving my map...as I have forseen.

Sub-Zero: Let's get something straight...I am not a ninja. I am Lin Kuei. Scorpion was a ninja!

Quan Chi: Ah yes, your Japanese counterpart.It's unfortunate that you happened upon him in your battle with the pesky Shaolin monks.

Sub-Zero: Scorpion was tipped off... he knew I was breaking into that temple, and if he weren't there - there wouldn't have been a battle! You are responsible for this sorcerer!

Quan Chi: I admit... I also retained Scorpion's services. In case you failed, I needed some assurances.

Sub-Zero: Well, your peace of mind almost cost me this mission.

Grandmaster: Enough! 

Grandmaster gets up from gets throne and walks toward Quan Chi and Sub-Zero

Grandmaster: Quan Chi...Tell me,what about our payment?

Quan Chi: Oh yes, I almost forgot... In this bag are bones of your arch nemesis,and leader of Scorpion's ninja clan,the Shirai Ryu. 

Quan Chi dumps the contents of the bag onto the floor. Which are a bunch of bones and a Skull. Grandmaster picks up the Skull and laughs.

Grandmaster: Our ancient foes have been vanquished in one transaction.

Quan Chi: I've personally made certain that every last remnant of their clan has been eliminated... forever.

Grandmaster: You see Sub-Zero... you can trust a sorcerer sometimes. Now you will use the map on your next mission. Quan Chi has once again retained your services.

Sub-Zero: Fine, give me the details. 

Quan Chi opens the Map and shows Sub-Zero it's contents.

Quan Chi: This map you stole... it shows the way to a temple which predates man's recorded history on Earth. For thousands of years,the Temple of Elements has been hidden in what are now known as the Himalayan Mountains of Nepal. This map is the only evidence of its existence.

Sub-Zero: Fine... I get to the temple and then what? What's inside?

Quan Chi: An Amulet. A small amulet... worthless to you, but..let's just say it has great sentimental value to me.

Sub-Zero: If it's so precious, why don't you get it yourself?

Quan Chi: I cannot enter the temple until the four elements within its walls have been eliminated. And I am not on the best of terms with the Gods of your Realm... especially your God of Thunder

Sub-Zero: Tell me about these elements.

Quan Chi: They are the four elements which compromise the very existence of your realm... Wind, Earth, Water, and Fire. With your mastery of the element of cold, you have an advantage that no other human has... the ability to defeat the elements. I have forseen this...

The Next Day,Sub-Zero scales the gorges of the massive Himalayan Mountains.There he discovers the entrance into the Temple of Elements.

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Temple of Elements             
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Sub-Zero ascends the staircase leading to what he believes to be the Ancient Amulet he is looking for. As he approaches, he studies the inscriptions that trace its edges and prepares to take hold of the Ancient Artifact, never before touched by the hands of a mortal.

But, before he can get to it... An unexpected visitor manages to take hold of the Amulet first.

Quan Chi: The Amulet... I have Shinnok's Amulet!

Sub-Zero: Who's Amulet?

Quan Chi: He is my deity, ruler of the Neatherealm and soon destroyed of your Earth Realm. This is definitely Shinnok's amulet!

Sub-Zero: What are you talking about?

Quan Chi: This amulet is the key to Shinnok's power as an Elder God. When returned to him he will retain his powers and be freed from the confines of the Netherealm.

Sub-Zero: But I thought Shao Khan was the....

Quan Chi: Shao Khan is nothing but a Peasant Ruler of a long dead Realm. Shinnok is the Master of All Realms..including Khan's Outworld. 

Sub-Zero: You're insane. That Amulet isn't worth the Bronze that it's molded from. 

Quan Chi: Believe what you will, Sub-Zero. Good-bye... ninja.

Sub-Zero watches as the Evil Sorcerer Teleports away. Then,suddenly, a blue bolt of electricity strikes the ground with thunderous fury. A new shape begins to form..But this time it's the god of thunder,Rayden.

Rayden: Do you realize what you've done??

Sub-Zero: I was just earning my living.

Rayden: Your clan's ignorance and greed will cost this entire realm. You now must set things straight.

Sub-Zero: Quan Chi could simply be a lunatic sorcerer. I've never heard of an Elder God named Shinnok or of a Place called the Netherealm.

Rayden: Well, you'd better start believing in both, because you're going to the Netherealm and you're going to get the amulet back. We must act quickly. I have no dominion in the Netherealm... You are reality's only hope.

Sub-Zero: I'll do it, Thunder God... but only because I have no choice.

Rayden: Then stand back...

Rayden creates a portal into the Netherealm. Lightning and warped space converge as he points his staff at the center of the portal's surging energy.

Rayden: This is a portal into the Netherealm. Once through, follow Quan Chi and try to get the Amulet before he gives it to Shinnok. I also offer this advice... beware the Brothers of the Shadow. The Netherealm is a place for lost souls. If you fail, your soul will join theirs..and so will the souls of this entire realm.

Sub-Zero bows to The Thunder God and charges through the portal.

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Prison of Souls (Scorpion Spared)           
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Sub-Zero ambushed by a Big Guard while chasing after Quan-Chi in the Prison of Souls. Captured and now imprisoned,Sub-Zero peers out of the bars of his cell and ponders his escape. A Guard strikes the bars with his weapon and shouts in an unknown language at him before leaving. The Lin Kuei also fails to notice the shadowy figure of an Old Sage behind him. 

Old Sage: He says escape is futile.

The Warrior turns and sees the figure.

Sub-Zero: Who are you?

Old Sage: A lost soul. The Guard is right,you know. Where would you escape to? If you are here,then you must belong here..rejected from your own Realm,no doubt.

Sub-Zero: I wasn't rejected,I was sent.

Old Sage: Rejected or sent. You couldn't exist here,unless your soul contained the impurities of evil.

The Lin Kuei turns his attention back to the Cell Door,trying to find an escape.

Sub-Zero: Haven't You ever tried to escape,Old Man?

Old Sage: Escape? Oh,I'll be leaving this Realm shortly. But first I must play Rayden's game.

Sub-Zer turns around and the Old Sage is suddenly gone. Not only that..but the Cell Door is wide open.
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Prison of Souls (Scorpion Killed)
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Captured and now imprisoned,Sub-Zero peers out of the bars of his cell and ponders his escape. A Guard strikes the bars with his weapon and shouts in an unknown language at him before leaving. The Lin Kuei also fails to notice the shadowy figure of a Warrior behind him.

Warrior: Don't bother worrying about escape. 

Sub-Zero turns to face the Warrior.

Sub-Zero: And You are?

Warrior: I am a dead man. But somehow you have retained your mortality, which would mean you are vulnerable to death.

Sub-Zero: Wait... that voice.

Scorpion: Yessss... I am Scorpion. You killed me in cold blood.

Sub-Zero: I had no choice. 

Scorpion: You could've let me live.

Sub-Zero: Then I would be the dead one.

Scorpion: But my clan and family would still be alive!

Sub-Zero: What??

Scorpion: It wasn't enough to kill me... you had to destroy every last remnant of my being... including My Wife and Child!

Sub-Zero: You're mistaken... Quan Chi is responsible for their deaths!

Scorpion: Words will not save you Lin Kuei warrior.. 

Sub-Zero and Scorpion prepare to fight.

After Scorpion's defeat,the Cell Door opens.

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Bridge of Immortality        
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High atop a tower, overlooking the prison's crushed gates,3 figures watch as Sub-Zero makes his way to freedom. These women are Kia,Jataaka,and Sareena - Quan Chi's personall assassins. Kia spies the mortal through binoculars.

Kia: Well, he's definitely a mortal. His soul is still contained within his body.

Jataaka: A mortal can't exist here with his soul intact!

Kia: Unless Shinnok allowed it to be.

Sareena: I'll inform Quan Chi. The two of you continue to track him.

Shinnok's fortress looms over the Sea of Immortlity. Within its walls, Quan Chi is well aware of Sub-Zero's plight as Sareena enters his sanctuary. 
 
Sareena: Sir, a mortal has escaped from the prison of souls. He is headed toward the Sea of Immortality.

Quan Chi: A mortal?

Sareena: Yes, a mortal... with the ability to freeze.

Quan Chi: Alert the Keepers and send a full garrison to intercept. Make sure that he does not cross the bridge.

Sareena: The Keepers? But he is just a mortal. 

Quan Chi: Do not question me Sareena... and more importantly... do not fail me. We have toyed with the ninja long enough.

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Shinnok's Fortress                  
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Quan Chi waits patiently on his throne as Sub-Zero teleports into his chamber.

Quan Chi: Welcome to my home, Sub-Zero. If you're still looking for the amulet,you can find it at the pyramid's apex... around Shinnok's neck. You've arrived a little late.

Sub-Zero: I was busy. 

Quan Chi gets off his throne and comes toward Sub-Zero.

Quan Chi: Don't you realize why Rayden sent you? The Netherealm is a place for evil beings. You could not exist here unless your soul was tainted with evil. You belong here. Join my Brothers of the Shadow and worship our lord, Shinnok.

Sub-Zero: Never sorcerer!

Quan Chi: Then, so it shall be... ninja.
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After Quan Chi is defeated and if a fatality was not performed on Sareena...

Sub-Zero: Why did you help me?

Sareena: You are still mortal... that means you can escape the Netherealm.

Sub-Zero: There won't be anywhere to go if I don't get the Amulet back.

Sareena: Take me with you... I've waited an eternity to escape.

Sub-Zero: You don't understand. I can't leave without the...

At that moment a searing beam of energy cuts through Sareena's chest,causing her to scream. Now dead,Sareena falls into Sub-Zero's arms. Sub-Zero looks up at her attacker - It's Shinnok! .

Sub-Zero fights Shinnok and eventually steals the Amulet from the Evil Elder God. A Portal opens and Sub-Zero runs through it. The portal closes before Shinnok can chase after the Lin Kuei Warrior.
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Back At The Temple of Elements (Ending)                 
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A portal opens and Sub-Zero comes bursting through - with Shinnok's Amulet in hand. He lands with a thud onto the rocky floor at Rayden's feet. Smoke billows from his body as he struggles to get up. Out of breath,he does his best to speak.

Sub-Zero: Here... the Amulet. 

Rayden takes the Amulet.

Rayden: Impressive, Sub-Zero. Perhaps you can reconcile your reckless past after all.

Sub-Zero: That's it? Not even a thank you?

Rayden: Thank yourself for undoing a problem you created.

Sub-Zero: One question? Quan Chi told me that you sent me because my soul was tainted with evil... is that true?

Rayden: You are a superb warrior, Sub-Zero. But only you are in control of your destiny. Not even the Gods can alter your chosen path of life.

Sub-Zero: Was that a yes, or a no?

Rayden: That was a yes.. But only you can change it.

Rayden takes his leave.

Mist all but covers the Mongolian ruins as the sun struggles to rise from its slumber.
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Lin Kuei HQ (Ending)
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Sub-Zero enters the Grandmaster's Chamber.

Sub-Zero: I vow to serve and obey the Lin Kuei

Grandmaster: Welcome back, my warrior. I have a new undertaking for you. It seems your recent exploits have caught the eye of yet another sorcerer. I'd like you to meet the retainer of your services.

A Sinister-looking Old Man with a Fu-Man-Chu,wearing a Blue Robe appears.

Grandmaster: His name is Shang Tsung. He would like you to compete in a small tournament.. called Mortal Kombat.

Sub-Zero turns to Shang Tsung and bows. The sorcerer smiles evily as we fade to black. 

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Well that was a nice Nostalgia trip,wasn't it? 

Until next time,Stay Gold Space Cowboys and Resist Modern Attitudes.