Monday, November 16, 2020

The Hand Of Destruction Has Struck! Countdown To WWE's Demise!

Since October 4th of last year The WWE has had a giant devine (and unseen by most) Hand stalking them and hovering over WWE HQ. This is the Hand of Destruction,it's purpose is to judge various institutions who have fallen. When it feels that said institution has fell far enough,it strikes with it's Fingerpoke Of Doom.

And now,after almost a whole year of waiting,The Hand has finally struck WWE. This past weekend Vince McMahon Unjustly fired Zelina Vega. And,after so many major league screw-ups by The famed Wrestling Company,THAT was the Golden Moment for the Hand to strike...and so it did.

This past Sunday,the Fingerpoke of Doom struck and now WWE,the once greatest name in Professional Wrestling,is dying. And Nothing can save it. Well,there is One thing that could. Should Triple H and Stephanie McMahon buy the company from Vince and force him out of the company,WWE will be saved. This is the only way.

Now,we countdown to the bitter end. WWE is dying and it's All Vince McMahon's fault. Hope you're damn proud of yourself,McMahon?!

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Games For A Nintendo 64 Classic Edition/Mini

Nintendo Japan explicitly told fans that they were Never making an N64 Classic Edition/Mini and that tbe SNES Classic Edition/Mini was likely their final Mini-Console.

However,never say never in the world of gaming. Let's just say,Nintendo decided to surprise us with an N64 Classic/Mini,what games would it have? Here are 36 games for the hypethetical Nintendo 64 Classic Edition/Mini: 

Please note that this list is for the North American version of the system. With that out of the way,let's get started.

1. 1080 Snowboarding

2. Bomberman 64 

3. Castlevania 64

4. Cruis'n USA

5. Diddy Kong Racing

6. Donkey Kong 64

7. Doom 64

8. Dt. Mario 64

9. Super Smash Bros.

10. F-Zero X

11. Killer Instinct Gold

12. Kirby 64 - The Crystal Shards

13. Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time

14. Legend of Zelda - Majora's Mask

15. Mario Kart 64

17. Mario Tennis

18. Mario Party

19. Mario Party 2

20. Mario Party 3

21. Mega Man 64

22. Banjo-Kazooie

23. Blast Corps

24. Jet Force Gemini

25. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon

26. Perfect Dark

27. Pilotwings 64

28. Pokemon Stadium 

29. Pokemon Stadium 2

30. Pokemon Snap

31. Super Mario 64

32. Star Fox 64

33. Paper Mario

34. Yoshi's Story

35. Wave Race 64

36. Excitebike 64

So wattaya think? Should Nintendo take a leap and create the N64 Classic Edition? Sound off below.

See Ya,Space Cowboys.

Saturday, September 26, 2020

A Legendary Tag Team Are Finally Reunited...In Heaven.

 Just this past week,The Wrestling world has lost yet another legend,Road Warrior Animal. Animal (real name joe laurinaitis) was one half of one of the greatest Tag Teams in Wrestling History,the Road Warriors aka The Legion of Doom. Alongside his (long since departed) partner Hawk,the Road Warriors captured the Tag Team Gold wherever they wrestled and were beloved by millions.

Sometimes they would be accompanied by their good friend and long-time manager,Paul Ellering,who helped them become the Legendary Team that they are today. But Now,The Road Warriors have bern reunited in that great big ring in the sky. Animal was 60.

R.I.P. 
Joe "Road Warrior Animal" Laurinaitis 
Sept. 12th,1960 - Sept. 22nd,2020

To learn more about this Legend of the Squared Circle,check out his Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_Warrior_Animal 

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Jason's Gallery - In Memoriam: Norm Spencer


No sooner after Chadwick Boseman's passing, another hero passes on, especially one who we grew up with in the 90s, especially with the 90s X-Men cartoon and no voice actor defined a generation around that time than Norm Spencer. Spencer did many voices like Drax the Destroyer, Hades, Billy Blazes from Rescue Heroes, but the one voice he did is what made him a household name, the voice of Cyclops from the 90s X-Men cartoon, along with the Capcom fighting games like X-Men: Children of the Atom and X-Men vs. Street Fighter. Wolverine may have been the face of the X-Men, but Scott Summers himself is, and always will be, the heart of the team. And through Norm Spencer's voice (through comics, cartoons and in our thoughts), I believe it wholeheartedly. Cyclops is a born leader, just like Captain America. And his determination and inspiration is why he is my favorite of all the X-Men. Godspeed, good sir. And as you always say:

"DREAMS DON'T DIE!"


Norman "Norm" Spencer
(February 23, 1958 – August 31, 2020)

#RIPNormSpencer
#Cyclops
#XMenForever
#RespectVoiceActors

Monday, August 31, 2020

Jason's Gallery - In Memoriam: Chadwick Boseman


My fanart tribute to the recently departed Chadwick Boseman, who has played such roles as Jackie Robinson, Thurgood Marshall, James Brown, and the one role that defies a generation for years to come, as the king of Wakanda, T'Challa, the Black Panther himself, in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. His passing was so sudden, especially from colon cancer and at age 43 (which is not old age, either), but his essence and his legacy will live on forever, especially when fighting on for racial equality in this day in age. Thank you for your memories in this short time you had on this Earth. The essence of Black Panther will live on within all of us forever.

Be at peace, Lord T'Challa.

Chadwick Aaron Boseman
(November 29, 1976 – August 28, 2020)

#RIPChadwickBoseman
#BlackLivesMatter
#WakandaForever

Friday, August 28, 2020

Another Animation Legend Gone!

As if 2020 wasn't disgusting crap already. Joe Ruby,co-founder of Ruby-Spears Productions,has died. He was 87.

Joe Ruby,along with his friend and business partner,Ken Spears,gave us some of the greatest cartoons of the 80's and 90's. But before doing that,Joe and Ken helped Hannah-Barbera create the cult classic,Scooby-Doo,Where Are You?! in tbe late 60's.

Thank you Joe,for everything. You will be missed.

For a more complete biography,head on over to: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Ruby

R.I.P.
Joeseph Clemens Ruby
March 20th,1933 - August 26th,2020

Sunday, August 16, 2020

Jason's Gallery - Morrigan: Dark Mistress

Morrigan: "Are you ready to have your fantasies fulfilled, darling? Don't worry, I don't bite. Enjoy the show, gentlemen. This will be so...adorable!"

As we all enjoy our fun time at a local night club, we were greeted by our entertainment for the night. Entertainment in the form of this club's star performer, our dark mistress of burlesque (who, in reality, is our favorite elegant and exotic succubus of the Dark World), Morrigan Aensland! As she performs, we cannot resist her beauty and sensual nature, as she seduces us while dancing her heart out.