Thursday, February 25, 2021

NOT The End! - Self Reflection and the Coronavirus

 If you give a moment, I will explain why I haven't been blogging a whole lot here. Last year, was indeed, the toughest year I have to endure. 2020 started off without a problem. I got so much I wanted to do, from more fan letters to more fan art, video projects and not to mention more blogging. All that changed when a certain deadly virus came to our doorstep, the coronavirus, among other things. Because of the pandemic and every other bad thing happening, I had to step back and reflect on what I have been doing. When I first joined this blog site, I thought I could do more to make a difference, especially getting more people into our blog, but to no avail. Stefan and I are the only ones to carry this burden, but moreso with me. But with the pandemic, tending to my personal life, a country falling apart and not to mention idols like Norm Spencer (the definite version of Cyclops) passing away, I question myself, am I still worthy of making a difference, especially fighting for animation, voice actors' rights and helping those not to shoo away everything nostalgic, which was the purpose of Retro Rebellion? I know it's no excuse, but I thought you should understand. 

This country, nay, this world needs more free thinkers like ourselves. I am not going to let the pandemic and all the other problems in the world slow me down. Whether or not this is the end, this is the beginning. And like the phoenix, we will rise from the ashes. Can't guarantee what will happen, but I will fight on. I am truly sorry for not blogging much. I thought you should know why. Thank you for your time. Stay frosty.

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

What If?! - King Triton...a Villain?!

In the multiverse, everything is possible, especially with fictional characters. We all know the story about Ariel's father, King Triton. Triton, as we all know, is the ruler of Atlantica, the fabled home of the merfolk. He is not only a powerful king, but a caring, yet overprotective father, especially towards his youngest daughter, Ariel. Although mostly kind and benevolent, Triton has a terrible temper, which is equal to the power of his trident. His temper was a direct result from his xenophobia towards the humans at the time, especially with the apparent death of his wife, Queen Athena. But, with all the flaws, his temper and his misguided view of the humans, he is not a villain, through and through. In his normal reality, he is not a true villain like Ursula. But what if, what if, in an alternate reality, King Triton was an even more powerful villain than Ursula ever was? So, sit back and take notes. This is my theory of an alternate universe of The Little Mermaid, where King Triton was the villain instead of Ursula. Let us begin, shall we?

For starters, Evil King Triton's world is the same as the original, except for some differences. In this world, Ursula was benevolent sea-witch (where her counterpart back in the original world was evil and deceptive to the core), who has foreseen Triton's evil manifested first hand, but was killed by Triton after the fact. Next up, unlike the original, the merfolk of Atlantica can turn into human at will to travel on land. And above all else, both the human world and the merworld peacefully co-exists before Triton's turn to the dark side. With that being said, here is the scenario. Although it is the same as the prequel, Ariel's Beginning and the first movie, what happens after is completely different, especially when Ursula doesn't exist in this alternate reality.

After saving Prince Eric, Ariel returns to her grotto and sees a statue of the very prince she has rescued, a gift from her friend, Flounder. As she was crooning over the statue, her father shows up after Sebastian told him everything. Enraged, Triton berated Ariel over her fascination of the human world and when she proclaim her love for Eric, it set off Triton so hard, he destroyed every, single human object Ariel has collected, including the aforementioned statue of Eric. In the normal reality, Ariel would go to Ursula to make her human, provided that she loses her voice. But not in this reality. Ariel, feeling heartbroken her father's actions, runs away from her ocean world and lives with Eric, no missing voice whatsoever. As Ariel lives among the humans, Triton, instead of feeling a bit remorse and regret, his heart becomes more hardened and darkened as every day goes by. Feeling concerned, Attina, Ariel's older sister, asked her father where was Ariel. Triton thinks that she is still in her grotto crying. But Attina afforms him that she is not here, that she ran away from home and now living with the humans. After hearing that, Triton tells his oldest daughter to leave him be. Though he isn't furious, but deep down, Triton's rage was growing even higher, believing that the humans took Ariel away from her, just like Athena long ago. But in reality, Ariel chose to leave, fearing of what her father will do. And deep down, Attina feels the same way, which prompted her to swim to the surface and warn her youngest sister of their father and what he will do.

With his dark resolve, Triton declares war on the human world to bring Ariel back with him by force. And decrees that anyone who resists his order will be destroyed. Attina, aware of her father's dark amibtions, leaves Atlantica, along with her sisters and the rest of Ariel's friends to get to Ariel and Eric before Triton wipes out the humans from the face of the Earth. And down the road, Ariel gets captured by her own father, Attina and Eric formed a rebellion to liberate both Atlantica and the human world from Triton's dark rule, Triton craves more power to rule the universe and eventually, a brave warrior from another world will help the rebels save Ariel, defeat Triton and bring peace to both the human and mer worlds. But that's another story.

And that's all there is about what if King Triton was a villain. Sorry I took so long with this one. It is a long story. If you wait a while, my next blog will explain everything. Until then, hope you like my blog. Until next time. Stay frosty.

Sunday, January 3, 2021

End!

It's 2021 and This Blog is Dead! No More Updates,No More Nothing! Jason's rarely here so I might as well. Besides,I have 3 other blogs to look out for. I'll still be posting one more huge final farewell soon. And More Members of the Hall of Heroes and The Public Enemies will be added. Trusyme,I'm far from done with those.

The Retro Rebellion will live on in another way and form.

Until we meet again. Stay Gold,Space Cowboys.

Monday, November 16, 2020

The Hand Of Destruction Has Struck! Countdown To WWE's Demise!

Since October 4th of last year The WWE has had a giant devine (and unseen by most) Hand stalking them and hovering over WWE HQ. This is the Hand of Destruction,it's purpose is to judge various institutions who have fallen. When it feels that said institution has fell far enough,it strikes with it's Fingerpoke Of Doom.

And now,after almost a whole year of waiting,The Hand has finally struck WWE. This past weekend Vince McMahon Unjustly fired Zelina Vega. And,after so many major league screw-ups by The famed Wrestling Company,THAT was the Golden Moment for the Hand to strike...and so it did.

This past Sunday,the Fingerpoke of Doom struck and now WWE,the once greatest name in Professional Wrestling,is dying. And Nothing can save it. Well,there is One thing that could. Should Triple H and Stephanie McMahon buy the company from Vince and force him out of the company,WWE will be saved. This is the only way.

Now,we countdown to the bitter end. WWE is dying and it's All Vince McMahon's fault. Hope you're damn proud of yourself,McMahon?!

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Games For A Nintendo 64 Classic Edition/Mini

Nintendo Japan explicitly told fans that they were Never making an N64 Classic Edition/Mini and that tbe SNES Classic Edition/Mini was likely their final Mini-Console.

However,never say never in the world of gaming. Let's just say,Nintendo decided to surprise us with an N64 Classic/Mini,what games would it have? Here are 36 games for the hypethetical Nintendo 64 Classic Edition/Mini: 

Please note that this list is for the North American version of the system. With that out of the way,let's get started.

1. 1080 Snowboarding

2. Bomberman 64 

3. Castlevania 64

4. Cruis'n USA

5. Diddy Kong Racing

6. Donkey Kong 64

7. Doom 64

8. Dt. Mario 64

9. Super Smash Bros.

10. F-Zero X

11. Killer Instinct Gold

12. Kirby 64 - The Crystal Shards

13. Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time

14. Legend of Zelda - Majora's Mask

15. Mario Kart 64

17. Mario Tennis

18. Mario Party

19. Mario Party 2

20. Mario Party 3

21. Mega Man 64

22. Banjo-Kazooie

23. Blast Corps

24. Jet Force Gemini

25. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon

26. Perfect Dark

27. Pilotwings 64

28. Pokemon Stadium 

29. Pokemon Stadium 2

30. Pokemon Snap

31. Super Mario 64

32. Star Fox 64

33. Paper Mario

34. Yoshi's Story

35. Wave Race 64

36. Excitebike 64

So wattaya think? Should Nintendo take a leap and create the N64 Classic Edition? Sound off below.

See Ya,Space Cowboys.

Saturday, September 26, 2020

A Legendary Tag Team Are Finally Reunited...In Heaven.

 Just this past week,The Wrestling world has lost yet another legend,Road Warrior Animal. Animal (real name joe laurinaitis) was one half of one of the greatest Tag Teams in Wrestling History,the Road Warriors aka The Legion of Doom. Alongside his (long since departed) partner Hawk,the Road Warriors captured the Tag Team Gold wherever they wrestled and were beloved by millions.

Sometimes they would be accompanied by their good friend and long-time manager,Paul Ellering,who helped them become the Legendary Team that they are today. But Now,The Road Warriors have bern reunited in that great big ring in the sky. Animal was 60.

R.I.P. 
Joe "Road Warrior Animal" Laurinaitis 
Sept. 12th,1960 - Sept. 22nd,2020

To learn more about this Legend of the Squared Circle,check out his Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_Warrior_Animal 

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Jason's Gallery - In Memoriam: Norm Spencer


No sooner after Chadwick Boseman's passing, another hero passes on, especially one who we grew up with in the 90s, especially with the 90s X-Men cartoon and no voice actor defined a generation around that time than Norm Spencer. Spencer did many voices like Drax the Destroyer, Hades, Billy Blazes from Rescue Heroes, but the one voice he did is what made him a household name, the voice of Cyclops from the 90s X-Men cartoon, along with the Capcom fighting games like X-Men: Children of the Atom and X-Men vs. Street Fighter. Wolverine may have been the face of the X-Men, but Scott Summers himself is, and always will be, the heart of the team. And through Norm Spencer's voice (through comics, cartoons and in our thoughts), I believe it wholeheartedly. Cyclops is a born leader, just like Captain America. And his determination and inspiration is why he is my favorite of all the X-Men. Godspeed, good sir. And as you always say:

"DREAMS DON'T DIE!"


Norman "Norm" Spencer
(February 23, 1958 – August 31, 2020)

#RIPNormSpencer
#Cyclops
#XMenForever
#RespectVoiceActors