Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Superstar Stats Part 2

Continued from Part 1  

Also, See Part one for the "Stat Explanations".

Bill Goldberg / Goldberg

Ability - 4

Charisma - 4

Mic Skills - 2.5

Cool Factor - 4

Overall - 14.5

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Diamond Dallas Page / DDP 

Ability - 4 

Charisma - 5 

Mic Skills - 4.5

Cool Factor - 4

Overall - 17.5

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Booker T.

Ability -  4.5

Charisma - 4.5

Mic Skills - 4

Cool Factor - 5

Overall - 17.5

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Glacier

Ability - 2 (as a wrestler) / 4.5 (as a martial artist) 

Charisma - 3 

Mic Skills - 1 

Cool Factor - 5

Overall - 11 (Wrestler) / 13 (Martial Artist)

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Chris Benoit

Ability - 4.5  

Charisma - 3

Mic Skills - 3 

Cool Factor - 4

Overall - 14.5

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Chris Jericho

Ability - 4 

Charisma - 5

Mic Skills - 4  

Cool Factor - 4

Overall - 17

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Dean Malenko

Ability -5  

Charisma - 1 (ain't nicknamed "the ice man" for nothin')

Mic Skills - 3

Cool Factor - 3

Overall - 12

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Eddie Guerrero

Ability - 4.5  

Charisma - 4.5

Mic Skills - 3.5

Cool Factor - 4 

Overall - 15.5

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Rey Mysterio / Ray Mysterio Jr 

Ability - 5 

Charisma - 4

Mic Skills - 3

Cool Factor - 5 (he's a luchadore)

Overall - 17

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Public Enemy (Rocko Rock and Johnny Grunge)

Ability - 3.5  

Charisma - 4.5

Mic Skills - 4

Cool Factor - 4.5

Overall - 15.5

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Disco Inferno 

Ability - 3 

Charisma - 5 

Mic Skills - 4

Cool Factor - 3 (bein' generous)

Overall - 15

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Todd Pettingil (Announcer)

Ability - 4 

Charisma - 4 

Mic Skills - 4 

Cool Factor - 3

Overall - 15

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Michael "P.S." Hayes / Doc Hendrix 

Ability - 4 (wrestler) / 4.5 (announcer) 

Charisma - 5

Mic Skills - 4

Cool Factor - 5 (wrestler) / 4 (announcer)

Overall - 18 (Wrestler) / 17.5 (Announcer)

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Chyna 

Ability -  4

Charisma - 3

Mic Skills - 3

Cool Factor - 5 (she's the fusion of xena and a bodybuilder)

Overall - 15 

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Justin Hawk Bradshaw / John Bradshaw Layfield / JBL

Ability -  4 (wrestler) / 4.5 (announcer)

Charisma - 4

Mic Skills - 3 (hawk) / 4 (jbl)

Cool Factor - 3

Overall - 14 (Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw) / 15 (John Bradshaw Layfield) / 14.5 (Announcer)

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Ken Shamrock

Ability - 5 

Charisma - 4

Mic Skills - 3 

Cool Factor - 4 

Overall - 16

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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Ability - 4.5 

Charisma - 4.5

Mic Skills - 5

Cool Factor - 5

Overall - 18

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Rocky Maivia / The Rock

Ability - 4  

Charisma - 3.5 (maivia) / 5 (the rock) 

Mic Skills - 3 (maivia) / 5 (the rock)

Cool Factor - 3 (maivia) / 5 (the rock)

Overall - 13 (Rocky Maivia) / 19 (The Rock)

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The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dawg" Jesse James and "Badass" Billy Gunn)

Ability - 4 

Charisma - 4.5 (road dawg) / 4 (billy gunn) 

Mic Skills - 4.5 (road dawg) / 3 (billy gunn)

Cool Factor - 4.5

Overall - 16.5 ("Road Dawg" Jesse James) / 15.5 ("Badass" Billy Gunn)

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Edge and Christian

Ability - 4.5 (edge) / 4 (christian)  

Charisma - 4.5

Mic Skills - 4

Cool Factor - 4.5

Overall - 16.5

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The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and Devon)

Ability - 4.5  

Charisma - 4 

Mic Skills - 4.5

Cool Factor - 4.5

Overall - 16.5

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The Hardys (Matt and Jeff)

Ability - 5 

Charisma - 4 (jeff) / 4.5 (matt) 

Mic Skills - 3 (jeff) / 4 (matt)

Cool Factor - 5

Overall - 17 (Jeff Hardy) / 18.5 (Matt Hardy)

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Kane

Ability - 4 

Charisma - 2 (early kane) / 3 (later kane)

Mic Skills - 0 (early kane) / 3 (later kane)

Cool Factor - 5

Overall - 11 (Early Kane) / 15 (Later Kane)

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Mark Henry

Ability - 4.5 

Charisma - 3

Mic Skills - 3

Cool Factor - 4

Overall - 14

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Michael Cole (Commentator)

Ability -  4

Charisma - 3.5

Mic Skills - 4

Cool Factor - 2.5

Overall - 13.5

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Kurt Angle 

Ability - 5 

Charisma - 4

Mic Skills - 4

Cool Factor - 4.5 (because he won a gold medal with a broken freakin' neck!!!)

Overall - 17.5

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Brock Lesnar

Ability - 4.5 

Charisma - 3

Mic Skills - 2

Cool Factor - 4 

Overall - 13.5

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John Cena

Ability - 4.5 

Charisma - 4.5 

Mic Skills - 4.5

Cool Factor - 4

Overall - 16.5

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Randy Orton

Ability - 4.5  

Charisma - 3

Mic Skills -3.5 

Cool Factor - 4

Overall -  14.5

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Theodore "Teddy" Long  (Manager)

Ability - 4 

Charisma - 4.5 

Mic Skills - 4.5

Cool Factor - 4 

Overall - 16.5

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And that about wraps it up for Superstar Stars. Are these accurate to you? speak up if you think differently.

So, until next time, Punch a Nazi in the Face, Kick a Commie in the Balls, Resist Modern Attitudes, and Stay Gold!!! 

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