With the WWE Hall of Fame just weeks away,I'm gonna be making a Master List of Wrestling Stars who deserve to be in the WWE Hall of Fame.
The Undertaker (inducted by Vince McMahon) - This would a long time coming. Love to see The Brother from the Darkside headline a Hall of Fame. Rest In Peace!
Owen Hart (Inducted By Bret Hart) - Another Superstar people have begged for to be in the HoF. But Owen's widow,Martha,is preventing his entry. But in WWE,Never Say Never! R.I.P. Owen Hart!
"British Bulldog" Davey Smith (Inducted By Bret Hart) - Davey Boy Smith has achived so many great things in this sport. Also,The Greatest and Only Good Europeon Champion! R.I.P. British Bulldog!
Vader (Inducted By ???) - It's Vader Time! R.I.P. Vader!
Ahmed Johnson (Inducted by ???) - He's Still All Business After All These Years!
King Kong Bundy (Inducted By Ted Dibiase) - The Mountain who always wants a 5-Count.
Bull Nakano (Inducted By Alundra Blaze/Madusa) - The Only Japanese Woman to hold the WWE Women's Championship.
Bam Bam Bigelow (Inducted by ???) - Gonna Set The Hall of Fame On Fire!
Lanny "The Genius" Poffo (Inducted By ???) - The Brother of The Macho Man,Often Moved Like Peter Pan. Lanny Poffo Is His Name,A Future Inductee Into The Hall Of Fame! (I totally suck at rhyming).
Kane (Inducted By The Undertaker) - The Devil's Favorite Demon! The Big Red Monster!
"Brooklyn Brawler" Steve Lambardi (Inducted By ???) - This dude deserves to be inducted for his dedication alone. He lost 90% of his matches,but he stayed in the game regardless.
Brother Love (Inducted By Ted Dibiase) - The most Iconic Segment Host,played by Bruce Prichard! I Looove Youuuu!
William Regal aka Lord Stephen Regal (Inducted By Triple H) - The GM of NXT. An great wrestler,bit on the boring side,but still great.
Psycho Sid aka Sid Vicious aka Sid Justice (Inducted By ???) - He is the master,the ruler,of the world!
Lex Luger (Inducted By Sting) - This man really deserves to be inducted. He's a Legend!
Chyna (Inducted By Shawn Michaels and Triple H) - The 9th Wonder of the World!
The Big Show aka The Giant (Inducted by Mark Henry) - Choke Slam Country!
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake (Inducted by either Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Hulk Hogan) - Struttin' N' Cuttin'!
Chris Benoit (Inducted by Rey Mysterio)- The Canadian Crippler aka The Wolverine. R.I.P. Crippler!
Rey Mysterio (Inducted by ???)- 619!
Dean Malenko (Inducted by ???) - The Iceman! The Man of 1000 Holds!
Brian Pillman (Inducted by Steve Austin) - The Hollywood Blonde,Who's Also A Loose Cannon.
The Rock (Inducted by either Triple H or Steve Austin) - Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin'? It Doesn't Matter What You Smell!
Triple H (Inducted by either Stephanie McMahon or Shawn Michaels) - Time To Play The Game! Bow Dkwn To The..Bow Down To The King!
Dustin Rhodes aka Goldust (Inducted by ???) - Remember The Name Of.....Dustin Rhodes!
Tatanka (Inducted by ???) - The Greatest Native American Superstar!
James E. Cornette (Inducted by ???) - The Other Mouth of the South!
Miss Elizabeth (Inducted by Charlotte Flair) - The 1st Ladyvof Wrestling.
Luna Vachon (Inducted by ???) - I'd be nuts Not to add her at this point.
Tony Schiavone (Inducted by either Larry Zbyszko or Eric Bischoff) - The Leader of the WCW Announce Team.
Eric Bischoff (Inducted by ???) - The Presedent of WCW,Easy E! Brainchild behind The nWo!
Paul Hayman (Inducted by an ECW Original) - Ladies And Gentlemen,His Name Is Paul Haymen! And This Hall Of Fame,Has Just Gotten.....EXTREME!!!
Disco Inferno (Inducted by ???) - Disco Feaver! Disco Feaver! Yeah,Yeah,Yeah,Yeah!
Barry Horrowitz (Inducted by Steve Lambardi) - Horrowitz Wins! Horrowitz Wins!
Former WCW Referee,Nick Patrick (Inducted by Eric Bischoff) - The nWo Ref!
Danny Davis (Inducted by Jimmy Hart) - The Original Crooked Ref!
Santino Marella (Inducted by Beth Pheonix) - A very funny guy.
Hornswoggle (Inducted by Dave Finley) - One of the funniest Superstars.
The Godwinns (Inducted by Hillbilly Jim) - Don't Go Messin' With Country Boys!
The Smoking Gunns (Inducted by ???) - Their Cowboys! One Bodacious,One A Bad Ass!
Demolition (Inducted by ???) - A Legendary Team! The Demo's Will Demolish You!
The Nasty Boys (Inducted by ???) - These Guys Will Nasty-size The Hall of Fame!
The Natural Disasters (Inducted by Jimmy Hart) - Splashin' and Smashin'!
The Outsiders (Inducted by Shawn Michaels) - Hall and Nash are Just Too Sweeeet!
The New Age Outlaws (Inducted by Triple H) - Oh,You Didn't Know! You're Ass Better Call Sombody!
The British Bulldogs (Inducted by Bret Hart) - God Save The Queen!
The Hart Foundation (Inducted by Jimmy Hart) - The Tag Team,not the Stable!
The Rockers (Inducted by ???) - Tag Team Specialists!
The Hardy's (Inducted by Lita) - Neither Broken nor Woken! Just Extreme!
The Headshrinkers (Inducted by The Usos and/or Roman Reigns) - An updated version of the Wild Samoans!
The Steiner Bros. (Inducted by ???) - Steiner-ized!
Money Inc. (Inducted by Jimmy Hart) - Everyone Has A Price For The Million Dollar Man,Especially Tax Cheats!
The Faces of Fear (Inducted by Jimmy Hart) - 2 Legitimate Tough Guys!
The nWo (Inducted by ???) - nWo 4 Lyfe!
Chuck Norris (Inducted by ???) - Chuck Frikken Norris!
Shaq (Inducted by Big Show) - Shaq Attack!
George Foreman (Inducted by ???) - Placing Foreman in the WWE HoF would be 1-2-Punch of coolness!
Jay Leno (Inducted by [likely] Diamond Dallas Paige) - Here Comes The Ivory Chin!
Ted Turner (Inducted by [ironically] Vince McMahon) - Billionaire Ted sans The Rasslin' War Room!
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Introducing The Jake Roberts Award! A Very Special Award Given To Outstanding Superstars Who Never Ever Won The WWF/WWE World Championship. Named After The Greatest Superstar To Never Win The Big One,Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
The Participant's Are:
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts (natch)
- Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon
- Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
- Owen Hart
- "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith
- Vader
- Bam Bam Bigelow
- Tatanka
- Lex Luger
- "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase (he never won the title legaly)
- Gorilla Monsoon
- Sting
- "Mr.Perfect" Curt Hennig
- Goldust/Dustin Rhodes
- "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes
- Ahmed Johnson
- Ron Simmons aka Farooq
And that's all she wrote. Do you agree with my choices? Let me know in the comments section.
Until Then,Stay Gold,Spece Cowboys!
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