Monday, February 25, 2019

Wrestle Quotes!

Tonight,I've decided to kick off my wrestling themed postscwith a compilation of some of the greatest and most memorable old school Wrestling Catchphrases

"I'm The Limosine Ridin',Jet-Flyin',Wheelin',Deelin',Kiss Stealin' Sonova Gun!" - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair

"Walkin' Down That Aisle,With Style and Profile!" - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair

"To Be The Man,Ya Gotta Beat The Man!" - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair

"Wooooo!" - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair

"Whether Ya Like It,Or Ya Don't Like It - It's The Best Thing Goin' Today!" - "Nature Boy Ric Flair

"To A Nicer Guy,It Couldn't Of Happened!" - "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers

"I Have Wined and Dined With Kings and Queens,I Sleped in Alleys and Dined on Pork-and-Beans!" - "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes

"Funky Like A Monkey!" - "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes

"You don’t know what hard times are, daddy. Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work, they got four or five kids and can’t pay their wages, can’t buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell ‘em to go home. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job for thirty years, thirty years, and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say "hey a computer took your place, daddy", that's hard times!" - "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes

"Ooohhh! What A Rush!" - Road Warrior Hawk

"Weelllll!" - Road Warrior Hawk

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! [The WWF/D-Generation X] proudly brings to you its [former/soon-to-be/X time] [WWF/WWE] TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORRRRRRRRRLD! The Road Dogg, Jesse James! The Badd Ass, Billy Gunn! The New! Age! Outlaws!" - "Road Dogg" Jesse James

"Oh,You Didn't Know?! Your Ass Better Call Sombody!" - "Road Dogg Jesse James

"You Are Half The Man That I Am,and I Have Half The Brain That You Do!" - Sid

"I am the Master,the Ruler of The World!!" - Sid (as psycho sid)

"You're! Fiiiirrrrreed!" - Vince McMahon (as mr.mcmahon)

"It's Me,Austin! It Was Me All Along!" - Vince McMahon (as mr.mcmahon)

"Tha-That's Gotta Be Kane! That's Gotta Be Kane!!" - Vince McMahon

"Anything Can Happen In The WWF!" - Vince McMahon

"This Is Gonna Be A Slobberknocker!" - Jim Ross

"Good GAWD!!!" - Jim Ross

"[shouts wrestler's name 3-4 times in succession when they do something great or amazing. ex. Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!]" - Jim Ross

"[shouts wrestler's finishing move 3-4 times in succession when the wrestler preforms it,sometimes unexpectedly. ex. Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom!]" - Jim Ross

"Big Daddy Cool Is Back!" Kevin Nash (as diesel)

"So This Is Where The Big Boys Play,Huh?! Look At The Adjective: Play! We Ain't Here To Pay!" - Kevin Nash

"The Measuring Stick Just Changed Around Here,Buddy,And You're Looking At 'Em!" - Kevin Nash

"This [place/event/etc] Has Just Got Taken......To The EXTREME!!!" - Paul Hayman

"Ladies and Gentlemen,My Name Is Paul Hayman!" - Paul Hayman

"Like The Diamond Cutter,You Never Saw It Comin'!" - Diamond Dallas Paige aka DDP

"Self High Five!" - DDP

"BANG!" - DDP

"Can You Dig It,Sucka?!" - Booker T.

"Five Time,Five Time,Five Time,Five Time,Five Time World Heavywight Champion" - Booker T.

"Tell Me You Didn't Just Say That?!" - Booker T.

"Don't Hate The Player,Hate The Game!" - Booker T.

"Quote The Raven!" - Raven

"What About ME?! What About Raven!!" - Raven

"What're You Lookin' At?!!" - Perry Saturn

"Who's Next?!" - Goldberg

"It's Showtime!!!!" - Sting

"The Only Sure Thing About The Stinger - Is That Nothin's For Sure!" - Sting

"It's Vader Time!!" - Vader

"Bonsai!!!!!" - Yokozuna

"Slapnuts!" - Jeff Jarrett

"That's J-E-Double-F,Ha-Ha! J-A-Double R-E-Double T!" - Jeff Jarret

"I Am The Show Stopper,The Icon,The Main Event!" - Shawn Michaels

"We Got 2 Words For Ya: Suck-It!!!!" - D-Generation X

"Austin 3:16 Said I Just Whooped Your Ass!" - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

"[time to/i'm gonna] Open Up A Can Of Whoop-Ass!" - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

"Aw,Hell Yeah!" - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

"If You Think [fill in the blank],Gimmie A 'Hell Yeah'!" - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

"And That's The Bottom Line,'Cuz Stone Cold Said So!" - Stone Cold Steve Austin

"The Rock's Gonna Take That [object],Turn That Sonova Bitch Sideways and Stick It Right Up Your Ass!" - The Rock

"I'm The Jabroni Beatin',Pie Eatin' [followed by freestyle rhyming]" - The Rock

"...Just Bring It!" - The Rock

"Know Your Roll And Shut You're Mouth!!" - The Rock

"It Doesn't Matter What [your name is,what you think,how you feel,or something along these lines]!!" - The Rock

"Finally!!! The Rock Has Come Back.....To [names the city]!" -The Rock

"You've Got [number of seconds],And The Rock Means [number of seconds]!!" - The Rock

"If You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin'!" - The Rock

"Gonna Lay The Smackdown On Your Candied-Ass!" - The Rock

"Have A Nice Day!" - Mick Foley (as mankind)

"Owww,Have Mercy!" - Mick Foley (as dude love)

"Bang,Bang!" - Mick Foley (as cactus jack)

"Take A Look At The Bad Guy!" - Scott Hall (as razor ramon)

"Yo,Chico!" - Scott Hall (as razor ramon)

"You Wanna Go To War?! You Want A War?! You're Gonna Get One!" - Scott Hall

"We're Gonna Take A Survey! Who Here,Want's To See WCW?! Or..Are You Here To See The n-W-o!? Just As I Thought! Survey Says: Score One More For The Bad Guys!" - Scott Hall

"Absolutly Perfect!" - Curt Hennig (as mr. perfect)

"Shake,Rattle,'n Roll,Baby!" - The Honky Tonk Man

"Rest In Peace!" - The Undertaker

"I'm Gonna Dig 29 Holes,For 29 Souls" - The Undertaker

"Ooooohhhh,Yeeeesssss!" - Paul Bearer

"I Am The Game!" - Triple H

"Iran Number 1! U.S.A [spits]!" - The Iron Shiek

"Struttin' and Cuttin'!" - Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake

"Hooooooo!" - Hacksaw Jim Duggan

"U.S.A!" - Hacksaw Jim Duggan

"Tough Guy!" - Hacksaw Jim Duggan

"Oooh,Yeah!" - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"Dig It!" - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"I Am The Lord And Master Of The Ring!"- "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"Freak Out,Freak Out!" - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"This Is The Macho Man -Talking To You Right Now!"  - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"The Tower Of Power,Too Sweet To Be Sour,Funky Like A Monkey!"  - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"Soaring With The Eagles And Slithering With The Snakes,I've Been Everywhere In Between!" - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"The Sky's The Limit And Space Is The Place!" - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"Snap Into A Slim Jim!" - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"I Like It,I Like It A Lot!" - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"Arriba!" - Tito Santana

"You Pencil-Necked Geek!" - "Classy" Fred Blassie

"Get Your Filthy Hands Off Of Me!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Gorgeous George

"Brother Devon... Get The Tables!" - Bubba Ray Dudley

"Holler If Ya Hear Me!? - Scott Steiner (as big poppa pump)

"What'cha Gonna Do,When Hulkamania Runs Wild On You!?" - Hulk Hogan

"Train,Say Your Prayers,Take Your Vitamins!" - Hulk Hogan

"Brother!" - Hulk Hogan

"Well You Know Somethin' [names the interviewer or his hulkamaniacs and then cuts his promo]" - Hulk Hogan

"Anything Less,Would Be Too Civilized!" Hulk Hogan (as hollywood hogan)

"nWo 4 Life!" - The nWo

"Just Too Sweeeeeet!" - The nWo

"Everybody Has A Price For The Million Dollar Man!" - "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase

"Five!!!!!!!!!!" - King Kong Bundy

"Remember The Name Of.....Goldust!" - Goldust

"Damn!!!!!" - Ron Simmons

"When I Was Well,I Was Hell,Man!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"I'm King Of The Frat House!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"No Retreat! No Surrender!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"Just When They Think They Got All The Answers,I Change The Questions!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"You Don't Throw Rocks At A Man Who's Got A Machine Gun!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"I Was [something] Before [that something] Was Cool!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"I'm The Best There Is,Best There Was,Best There Ever Will Be!" - Bret "Hitman" Hart

"I'm The Excellence Of Excecution!" - Bret "Hitman" Hart

"I Am The Mountieeeee!" - The Mountie

"Ham And Egger!" - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

"Humanoids" - Bobby Heenan

"[Wrestling Move],And A Beauty" - Gorilla Monsoon

"Why don't you [just] stop!" - Gorilla Monsoon

"Highly Unlikely!" - Gorrila Monsoon

"Oh,Pu-lease!!" - Gorrila Monsoon

"It's [true,real,etc],It's Damn [true,real,etc]!" - Kurt Angle

"I Won A Gold Medal With A Broken Freakin' Neck!" - Kurt Angle

"Welcome To [event] Is Jericho!!!!" - Chris Jericho

"That's What I Do!" - Mark Henry

"Beer-Bellied Share Croppers!" - Bad News Brown

"Iiiiii Loooovvveee Youuuu!" - Brother Love

"Hahahahaha! Yeah Baby! Hahahaha!" - Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart

"I Did It For The Rock!" - Rikishi

"Fans,If You're planning on changing the Channel to Our Competition? Do Not! Because We understand that Mick Foley,Who once wrestled here as Cactus Jack,Is gonna be winning their World Title! Heh,That'll Put Buts In Seats! Heh!" - Tony Schiavone

"Cut The Music! I Want All You [insults the fans of featured city/state] Sweathogs,To Keep The Noise Down As I Take Off My Robe And [delivers a line about showing the ladies his great physique]! Hit The Music!" - "Ravishing" Rick Rude

I know this isn't the Complete List of Wrestling Catchphrases,but who cares.

Thanks for reading. Which featured quote is your favorite?

Stay Gold,Space Cowboys!

2 comments:

RekkaDragonJay said...

A solid list, except for a few hiccups.

- You type The Rock's "Know Your Role" quote twice

- Left out Stone Cold's "WHAT?!" and "BORRRRRRING!!"

- "Ole" for Tito Santana's El Matador gimmick

- "The Mountie always gets his man!" - The Mountie

- "You'll be serving hard time, punk!" - Big Boss Man

- "I'M THE BOOGEYMAN, AND I'M COMIN' TO GETCHA!"

- "I LIE, I CHEAT, I STEAL!" - Eddie Guerrero

- "!Viva la Raza!" - Eddie Guerrero

- "You will never, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER, forget, AGAIIIIIIN!!" - Chris Jericho

And finally, in case you forget every other quote, do you know what happens to those who don't have all the quotes? Stefan Bullock...

"YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!" - Chris Jericho

Thought I give you a heads up. Sorry for not posting much. I've been busy with my artwork and movie making. Trying to wipe the slate clean and start over and since this is 2019, we are celebrating two birthdays this year, the 30th anniversaries of both the Sega Genesis and The Little Mermaid respectively. I wanna do an retro review of Altered Beast for the Genesis' birthday. Sounds like a plan?

Stefan said...

It's true old school only,nothing from the 2000's onward. Anyway,can't wait to see your reviews. Hope tbis means you'rd back full time.