Thursday, February 1, 2018

The Sins of Michael Eisner

I praised him and even once considered him an awesome hero. But I was blinded by my hatred of the current Disney Authority to see the truth: Michael Eisner Has Fallen From Grace! He was great at first and then became terrible (just like many other people and companies). In recent times,Eisner has fallen so far,that he's pretty much in Hell.

But I'm not hear to talk about Eisner's recent atrocities,I'm gonna be talking about his Sins while working as Disney's CEO.

Michael Eisner did tons of great things at first: He saved Disney at the Box Office with Who Framed Roger Rabbit and the Disney Renaissance; He revitalized Disney TV as a whole by creating The Disney Channel,The Disney Afternoon,One Saturday Morning,and Toon Disney; He gave us all of those great Shows and Movies. And if it wasn't for Eisner,Disney Animation would've died. Yup,he saved that too. Also,under Eisner,Disney and Square-Enix gave us the Kingdom Hearts series.

However,not Everything he gave us was good. Here's a list of Sins Eisner committed during his final years as Disney's head-hancho:

- Burying Pixar
- Giving Us Bad Entries to the Disney Animated Canon
- Neglecting The Parks
- Green Lighting Live-Action Movies of Questionable Quality
- Giving Us Unneeded Direct-To-Video Sequels. (though some were actually decent)
- Introducing Teeny-Bopper Sitcoms to the Disney Channel,starting with Lizzie McGuire. This lead the way for Other Teeny-Bopper shows on the Disney Channel.
- Getting Money Hungry. To the point that making a quick buck meant more to him than a quality product.

Eisner may have done some great things in his heyday (1984-2003),but during his twilight years (2003-2005),Eisner became greedy,lame,and lazy.

So Thank You,Michael Eisner,for the awesome things you gave us Disney-ites. You may suck now,but back in the day,you truely were The Savior of Disney,

That's all for now,thanks for reading.

Stay Gold,Space Cowboys.

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