Welcome to another instalment of 'Ultimate Boss'. A segment that basically
informs the viewers about how I would do things if I was the boss
of,well....anything.
Today,I'll be focusing on the Remaining 2 Main Disney Networks:.ABC Family And Disney Jr. Here are the main
things wrong with them.
- First and Formost a 24/7 Pre School Network is Just Retarded. And on top of that The Name of this network is a blatent rip-off of Nick Jr.
- ABC Family is in an Eternal Rut. Mainly because of the original Programming that they air(and renew for more seasons). These shows are horrible.
- Another thing ABC Family's got going against it is..The F'n Gilmore Girls. That show has been on ABC Family for almost a Decade. It's Time For That Crack Hoe Show To Go.
- The Movies ABC Family airs Suck too..especially their Originals. Only a handful of movies that air on that network are good...but they don't air often.
- The Harry Potter Weekends are ok..If Done Twice a Year. These Morons treat The Potter Movies like they're something special. The HP Movie Marathons happen Every Single Month. It's Just Gotta Stop. More proof that ABC family is in a rut.
- The fact that ABC Family is getting bitchslapped Ratings wise by the ever-so retarded TeenNick. How embarrassing!
Here's a list of things that I would do to save
These networks:
- First,I'd turn Disney Jr. Into a 22/7 Disney Movie Network.
- I'll rename Disney Jr. to The Disney Movie Network.
- I'd air the various Disney specials on that network as well.
- Create better Shows and Movies for ABC Family.
- Aquire better Shows and Movies for ABC Family.
- The Harry Potter Weekends will be Twice a Year Only.
- Create Specialized Blocks for Disney Movie Network.
- Rename ABC Family to ABC Ultimate. The network needs a name that sounds cooler.
- Create a 4 hour Anime Block for ABC Ultimate (maybe!).
- Keep the 700 Club and force Pat Robertson to make it more entertaining.
- Get Rid of The Gilmore Girls And Most Of The Original Programming.
- Make a block solely for Retro Sitcoms.
Not bad,huh?
i'll be posting the line-ups soon. In the meantime,check out my show
ideas.
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Show and Movie Ideas:
Kim Possible: A Live Action Movie based on The Hit Animated Series
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Wendy Wu: A Live Action Series that'll be a continuation of the movie.
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Marvel's X-Men: A Live Action series based on the Uncanny X-Men comics.
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The Daikaijuu Battles: A Show about Giant monsters battling it out across America. Each episode will take place in a state. Each with a different monsters.
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Movies and Shows That I'd
Aquire The Airing Rights For (or try to):
Full House
Home Improvement
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Family Matters
Perfect Strangers
Boy Meets World
Sister Sister
Smart Guy
Sabrina: The Teenage Witch
American Gladiators
Americas Funniest Home Videos
WWE and WCW Wrestling (the old stuff)
The Cosby Show
Cosby
Roseanne
Mutant X
Xena: Warrior Princess
Hercules: The Leghendary Journeys
Young Hercules
Walker: Texas Ranger
All 3 Sailor Moon Movies
Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie (pg-13 version,natch!)
Street Fighter Alpha Movie
Street Fighter Alpha Generations
Street Fighter II V. (there will be some edits to this show..but not many)
Classic Anime (both dubbed and subbed)
Note that these are for ABC Ultimate.
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Hope you
enjoyed this edition of 'The Ultimate Boss'. Line-Up's Coming Shortly.
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