Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Ultimate Boss: Cartoon Network and Boomerang

Welcome to the Ressurection of 'Stefan In Charge',Now Known As 'The Ultimate Boss'. The Segment's Concept is Simple: Tells you what I would do if I was the boss of,well....anything.

Today we'll focus on Cartoon Network and Boomerang. And trust me when I say I can do A lot better than that Retard Stuart Snyder. Here are Cartoon Network's biggest problems....problems that totally destroyed The Network.

- Adult Swim.(the original shows on that block are only funny because they're so retarded. it needs to go. this block has outlived its purpose anyway. )
- Live Action Series and Reality Shows (on a Network Meant for Cartoons. Stupid!!)
- Live Action Movies (same as above)
- Canadian Craptoons (canadian cartoons suck. period)
- American Abominations (these cartoons are just pathetic)
- Ben 10 Hyper Fetish (milking a mediocre show is wrong..even if it is american)

Most of these are Stuart Snyders Handywork.Thanks to Him Cartoon Network is now in ruins. Anyway,here's a list of things that I would do If I ran The Network:

- First,I'll get rid of Adult Swim.
- I'll get rid of all Live Action and Reality Crap.
- I'll throw ouit all of the Bumpers and Network ID's.(and replace them with better ones)
- I'll Resurrected Toonami
- I might make a Block dedicated to Subbed Anime.
- Have an Omega strong 'No Live-Action' policy.
- Ditch and Ban All Canadian Cartoons.
- I'll reject any show that I feel is unworthy to be on My Networks.

And Now For Boomerang's Flaws and what I'd do about them.

- Constant receptiveness.
- The Line-ups haven't had a decent change in over 4 years.
- Despite being a classic animation Network,Boomerang airs the crappy '00's stuff too.
- The shitty preschool stuff is alive and well on that Network.
- In a way,Boomerang has become disorganised.
- Air commercials of Cartoon Network's crappy Shows.(i don't need a reminder on how shitty cartoon network is)

Stupid huh?,Luckily,unlike Cartoon Network,Boomerang isn't dead and can be fixed. Here's a list of things that I would do to improve that network:

- For starters I would Replace those stupid preschool shows.
- Remove the shitty and mediocre shows from the 00's.
- Replace some of the crappy classics with the good ones.
- Create "Toonami Retro",a block that plays all of Toonami's classic shows. No Shows Beyond 2003 Allowed!
- Place "Toonami Retro" on the weekday afternoons from 4pm-6pm.
- Revive "Cartoon Cartoon Fridays".
- Add more 80's and 90's shows. There just isn't enough of those on Boomerang.
- Bring back Looney Tunes. Looney Toons have been absent from Boomerang for over 3 years.

As you can see,I'd do Much Better than that Asshole Stuart Snyder. But strap yourselves in,'cuz I ain't done yet. Here is My beginning line-ups for Cartoon Network and Boomerang. Starting with Cartoon Network.
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Here's what I plan to air on the Weekdays (cartoon network):
12:00 am - Young Justice
12:30 am - Teen Titans
1:00 am - Justice League Unlimited
1:30 am - Generator Rex
2:00 am - Sym-Bionic Titan
2:30 am - Legion of Super Heroes
3:00 am - Ben 10
3:30 am - Ben 10: Alien Force
4:00 am - Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
4:30 am - Super Hero Squad
5:00 am - Johnny Test
5:30 am - Eon Kid
6:00 am - Voltron: The 3rd Dimension
6:30 am - Voltron: The 3rd Dimention
7:00 am - Pokemon
7:30 am - Pokemon
8:00 am - Tiny Toon Adventures
8:30 am - Tiny Toon Adventures
9:00 am - What Ever Happened To Robot Jones?
9:30 am - What Ever Happened To Robot Jones?
10:00 am - Baby Looney Toons
10:30 am - Baby Looney Toons
11:00 am - Hamtaro
11:30 am - Hamtaro
12:00 pm - The What-A-Cartoon Show
12:30 pm - The What-A-Cartoon Show
1:00 pm - Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
1:30 pm - Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
2:00 pm - Sheep in the Big City
2:30 pm - Sheep in the Big City
3:00 pm - Mike,Lu,and Ogg
3:30 pm - Mike,Lu,and Ogg
4:00 pm - The PowerPuff Girls
4:30 pm - The PowerPuff Girls
5:00 pm - Swat Kats
5:30 pm - Swat Kats
6:00 pm - The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest
6:30 pm - The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest
7:00 pm - Ed,Edd,and Eddy
7:30 pm - Ed,Edd,and Eddy
8:00 pm - Codename: Kids Next Door
8:30 pm - Codename: Kids Next Door
9:00 pm - The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
9:30 pm - The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
10:00 pm - Batman: The Brave and The Bold
10:30 pm - Transformers:Animated
11:00 pm - Megas XLR
11:30 pm - Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Here's what I plan to air on Saturdays:
12:00 am - Young Justice
12:30 am - Teen Titans
1:00 am - Justice League Unlimited
1:30 am - Legion of Super Heroes
2:00 am - Generator Rex
2:30 am - Sym-Bionic Titan
3:00 am - Off Air
3:30 am - Off Air
4:00 am - What's New Scooby-Doo
4:30 am - Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get A Clue
5:00 am - The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
5:30 am - Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
6:00 am - My Gym Partners a Monkey
6:30 am - Camp Lazlo
7:00 am - The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
7:30 am - Chowder
8:00 am - Saturday Morning Superstars (Loonatics Unleashed)
8:30 am - Saturday Morning Superstars (Pokemon Black and White)
9:00 am - Saturday Morning Superstars (Freakazoid)
9:30 am - Saturday Morning Superstars (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
10:00 am - Saturday Morning Superstars (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)
10:30 am - Saturday Morning Superstars (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds)
11:00 am - Saturday Morning Superstars (Thundercats 2011)
11:30 am - Saturday Morning Superstars (The Batman)
12:00 pm - Masters of the Universe (modern)
12:30 pm - What's New Scooby-Doo
1:00 pm - Tom and Jerry
1:30 pm - Tom and Jerry
2:00 pm - Looney Tunes
2:30 pm - Looney Tunes
3:00 pm - Captain Planet
3:30 pm - Captain Planet
4:00 pm - Saturday Matinee (Classic Animated Movie)
4:30 pm - Saturday Matinee (Classic Animated Movie)
5:00 pm - Saturday Matinee (Classic Animated Movie)
5:30 pm - Saturday Matinee (Classic Animated Movie)
6:00 pm - Swat Kats
6:30 pm - Swat Kats
7:00 pm - Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
7:30 pm - Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
8:00 pm - Sheep in the Big City
8:30 pm - Sheep in the Big City
9:00 pm - I.M. Weasel
9:30 pm - I.M. Weasel
10:00 pm - Samurai Jack
10:30 pm - Samurai Jack
11:00 pm - Toonami at Night (Sailor Moon:Sailor Stars [subbed])
11:30 pm - Toonami at Night (Sailor Moon:Sailor Stars [subbed])

And now,here's what I plan to air on Sundays:
12:00 am - Toonami at Night (Rurouni Kenshin)
12:30 am - Toonami at Night (Outlaw Star)
1:00 am - Toonami at Night (G-Gundam)
1:30 am - Toonami at Night (Gundam Seed)
2:00 am - Toonami at Night (Voltron)
2:30 am - Toonami at Night (Robotech)
3:00 am - Off Air
3:30 am - Off Air
4:00 am - What's New Scooby-Doo
4:30 am - Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get A Clue
5:00 am - The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
5:30 am - Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
6:00 am - My Gym Partners a Monkey
6:30 am - Camp Lazlo
7:00 am - Pokemon
7:30 am - Pokemon
8:00 am - Sonic X
8:30 am - Sonic X
9:00 am - Kirby:Right Back At Ya!
9:30 am - Kirby:Right Back At Ya!
10:00 am - F-Zero:GP Legends
10:30 am - F-Zero:GP Legends
11:00 am - Gi-Joe: Sigma 6
11:30 am - Gi-Joe: Sigma 6
12:00 pm - Masters of the Universe (modern)
12:30 pm - What's New Scooby-Doo
1:00 pm - Tom and Jerry
1:30 pm - Tom and Jerry
2:00 pm - Looney Tunes
2:30 pm - Looney Tunes
3:00 pm - Captain Planet
3:30 pm - Captain Planet
4:00 pm - Toonami (Rave Master)
4:30 pm - Toonami (Ronin Warriors)
5:00 pm - Toonami (Sailor Moon)
5:30 pm - Toonami (Zoids)
6:00 pm - Toonami (Gundam Wing)
6:30 pm - Toonami (Dragon Ball GT)
7:00 pm - Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
7:30 pm - Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
8:00 pm - Sheep in the Big City
8:30 pm - Sheep in the Big City
9:00 pm - I.M. Weasel
9:30 pm - I.M. Weasel
10:00 pm - Samurai Jack
10:30 pm - Samurai Jack
11:00 pm - Mucha Lucha
11:30 pm - Mucha Lucha Gigante


And Now it's Boomerangs Turn.
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Here's what I plan to air on the Weekdays:
12:00 am - Animaniacs
12:30 am - G.I. Joe
1:00 am - Samurai Jack
1:30 am - Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
2:00 am - Cartoon Planet
2:30 am - Batman Beyond
3:00 am - Loony Toons
3:30 am - Loony Toons
4:00 am - Tom and Jerry
4:30 am - Hong Kong Phooey
5:00 am - Huckleberry Hound
5:30 am - Quickdraw McGraw
6:00 am - The Jetsons
6:30 am - The Flintstones
7:00 am - Captain Planet
7:30 am - Yogi Bear
8:00 am - 2 Stupid Dogs
8:30 am - Scooby-Doo
9:00 am - Smurfs
9:30 am - Smurfs
10:00 am - Hamtaro
10:30 am - Hamtaro
11:00 am - Tom and Jerry's Kids
11:30 am - A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
12:00 pm - Looney Toons
12:30 pm - Looney Toons
1:00 pm - The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show
1:30 pm - Tom and Jerry
2:00 pm - Johnny Quest
2:30 pm - Thundarr
3:00 pm - Superfriends
3:30 pm - Swat Kats
4:00 pm - Toonami Retro (Thundercats)
4:30 pm - Toonami Retro (Voltron)
5:00 pm - Toonami Retro (Sailor Moon)
5:30 pm - Toonami Retro (Tenchi)
6:00 pm - Toonami Retro (Dragon Ball Z)
6:30 pm - Toonami Retro (The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest)
7:00 pm - Rocky and Bullwinkle
7:30 pm - Garfield and Friends
8:00 pm - Cartoon Cartoon Weekdays (The Powerpuff Girls )
8:30 pm - Cartoon Cartoon Weekdays (Dexters Laboratory)
9:00 pm - Cartoon Cartoon Weekdays (Johnny Bravo)
9:30 pm - Cartoon Cartoon Weekdays (Cow and Chicken)
10:00 pm - Cartoon Cartoon Weekdays (Ed,Edd,and Eddy)
10:30 pm - Cartoon Cartoon Weekdays (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
11:00 pm - Voltron
11:30 pm - The Powerpuff Girls

Here's what I plan to air on Saturdays:
12:00 am - Cartoon Planet
12:30 am - Space Goast Coast to Coast
1:00 am - Duck Dodgers
1:30 am - Centurions
2:00 am - Swat Kats
2:30 am - Captain Planet
3:00 am - The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest
3:30 am - Batman Beyond
4:00 am - Looney Toons
4:30 am - Looney Toons
5:00 am - Speed Racer
5:30 am - Battle of the Planets
6:00 am - Chuck Norris
6:30 am - Mr.T
7:00 am - Alvin and the Chipmunks
7:30 am - Silverhawks
8:00 am - Mucha Lucha
8:30 am - Tiny Toon Adventures
9:00 am - Pinky and the Brain
9:30 am - Freakazoid
10:00 am - Taz-Mania
10:30 am - Men in Black: The Series
11:00 am - Max Steele
11:30 am - Static Shock
12:00 pm - Hysteria
12:30 pm - The Batman
1:00 pm - 2 Stupid Dogs
1:30 pm - The What-A-Cartoon Show
2:00 pm - Garfield and Friends
2:30 pm - Beetlejuice
3:00 pm - Thundarr
3:30 pm - Thundercats
4:00 pm - Boomeraction (The Herculoids)
4:30 pm - Boomeraction (Space Ghost)
5:00 pm - Boomeraction (Birdman)
5:30 pm - Boomeraction (Galaxy Trio)
6:00 pm - Boomeraction (Superfriends)
6:30 pm - Boomeraction (Johnny Quest)
7:00 pm - Rocky and Bullwinkle
7:30 pm - Ed Grimley
8:00 pm - The Flinstones
8:30 pm - The Jetsons
9:00 pm - Top Cat
9:30 pm - Dynomutt
10:00 pm - Looney Toons
10:30 pm - Looney Toons
11:00 pm - Teen Titans
11:30 pm - Justice League

And Now,here's what I plan to air on Sundays:
12:00 am - Cartoon Planet
12:30 am - Space Goast Coast to Coast
1:00 am - Duck Dodgers
1:30 am - Centurions
2:00 am - Swat Kats
2:30 am - Captain Planet
3:00 am - The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest
3:30 am - Batman Beyond
4:00 am - Looney Toons
4:30 am - Looney Toons
5:00 am - Speed Racer
5:30 am - Battle of the Planets
6:00 am - Chuck Norris
6:30 am - Mr.T
7:00 am - Alvin and the Chipmunks
7:30 am - Silverhawks
8:00 am - Huckleberry Hound
8:30 am - Snagglepuss
9:00 am - Quickdraw McGraw
9:30 am - Yogi Bear
10:00 am - The Atom Ant and Secret Squirrel Show (a half hour show that consists of atom ant and secret squirrel cartoons)
10:30 am - The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show
11:00 am - Birdman
11:30 am - Birdman
12:00 pm - Space Ghost
12:30 pm - Space Ghost
1:00 pm - The Jetsons (80's)
1:30 pm - The What-A-Cartoon Show
2:00 pm - Garfield and Friends
2:30 pm - Beetlejuice
3:00 pm - Thundarr
3:30 pm - Thundercats
4:00 pm - Sunday Afternoon Movie (classic animated movie)
4:30 pm - Sunday Afternoon Movie (classic animated movie)
5:00 pm - Sunday Afternoon Movie (classic animated movie)
5:30 pm - Sunday Afternoon Movie (classic animated movie)
6:00 pm - The Adventures of Batman (aka the 70's cartoon)
6:30 pm - Superman (the 2nd cartoon)
7:00 pm - Rocky and Bullwinkle
7:30 pm - Hong Kong Phooey
8:00 pm - The Flinstones
8:30 pm - The Jetsons
9:00 pm - Top Cat
9:30 pm - Dynomutt
10:00 pm - Looney Toons
10:30 pm - Looney Toons
11:00 pm - Teen Titans
11:30 pm - Justice League

Awesome,huh? now This is what a line-up for these Networks Should look like. Hope you all enjoyed this Segment. More to come very soon.

1 comment:

KingsSideCastle said...

I love the Toonami lineup as well as airing Young Justice, Teen Titans and Justice League unlimited back to back. ^_^ It's a nice setup. ^_^