As we all know,Disney is still recovering from the Living Disaster that was Bob Chapek. And Bob Iger isn't doing Nearly enough to set things right. The Disney Board are Worthless,Useless Twats too. The Shareholders aren't too nice either.
So,here's a little What-If Scenario - What If I Became the President,CEO,and Chairman of The Walt Disney Company? As the Big Boss,I would defiantly save it from the brink. Now. How exactly,am I gonna do that? Well,let me show you. Let mew take you into a Universe where I become the Big Boss of Disney.
Take Notes Iger!!!!!!!!
Problem 1 - The General Entertainment Issue
Solution - Instead of creating Entertainment with an Agenda and/or with Strong Reality-Based Issues,I'd go back to the tried and true Disney Formula by creating content with a Good Story,Fin Characters,and Great Music. It's just That simple. And To Hell what with the Stockholders and/or the Board says about it. (i'm the boss of the latter anyway,so it won't matter what they think.)
Cuz,let's face it,every time Disney (and Hollywood in general) makes content with an Agenda and/or stuff that's Too Close to Reality,they end up Failing and Failing Big Time. I would just reject that thinking and just make fun movies again. Trust me on this,it's better this way for both the Audiences AND The Bottom Line.
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Problem 2 - Jedi and Marvel Super Hero Fatigue.
Solution - As you are also aware,Disney has been pumping up the Marvel and Star Wars content to the extremes,so much so that it's taking a huge toll on the audiences and they grow tired of seeing them so frequently. They got Fatigued.
To remedy this,I'd simply slow the roll-out of Marvel and Star Wars content and spread them out. I think 2 Marvel and 2 Star Wars Shows a Year would surface nicely. Okay,once that's established,I'll start ordering new shows and 3rd Party offerings.
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Problem 3 - The Disney+ Problem
Solution - The issue with Disney+ right now is that there is few quality content for such a hefty price. Well,as the Big Boss,I would be sure that not only would the content pass a "Quality Control" test to make sure that it Deserves to be viewed by the Fans. Next,I'd cut the price of the service.
And for a while,I'd cut AAA content in favor of lower budget shows with good story,fun characters,and great music. Quality content for a lower price. Iger and the Disney Board are just to Warped to implement any of my Sane solutions.
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Problem 4 - The Lack of 3rd Party Alliances
Solution - Disney needs more 3rd Party Alliances. As Chairmen,CEO,and President,I will forge Strong Alliances with other Companies to better give Fans Dream Projects. After all,forging alliences with other Companies is So Much Better than buying them out.
Also,No More Buying Out Other Companies! Period!
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Problem 5 - DEI-Only Hires.
Solution - Diversity,Equity,and Inclusion-only hires are Abominations that almost always Kill A Business,as most of them were Not Hired by their Skills,but by their Race,Gender,or Sexuality. This Can't Stand!!!!!!
As Disney's Big Boss,I will Make Sure to Only hire the Best Qualified employees. I'd also fire the DIE-only hires. Disney Needs to be Healthy again.
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Problem 6 - Ignoring The Fans and Pissing on Them
Solution - The Fans are often ignored by the Disney Higher-ups. Well,I'm gonna do the simple thing and Listen to Them All Of The Time. They know what's up. In fact,I'm gonna Ignore the Board and Shareholders and just go straight to the fans. This will Make Disney Great Again.
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Problem 7 - Kathleen Kennedy
Solution - Kathleen Kennedy is doing a Huge disservice to not only The Fans,but to George Lucas by producing (mostly) lame Star Wars shows. Well,I'd either Fire Her OR Take her off of All Star Wars projects and let someone,who Actually Knows the Franchise,run things.
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Problem 8 - Fair Play,Fair Pay
Solution - Oftentimes,Park Workers aren't payed what they deserve. So,As Disney's Ultimate Honcho,I'll make sure to reward hard work and underpay laziness. In other words,the harder you work,the more rewards you will get. Period.
And that's about it. As you can see,I would make a better boss than Iger. In fact,I'd be an Infinite Improvement.
Stay tuned for more Disney Boss Mode in the future. So until next time,Stay Gold Space Cowboys and Resist Modern Attitudes.
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