Wednesday, June 20, 2018

The Inspirations for Anime Jason's Adventures!

Hey there Toonsters,

   As you all know, that I will one day do my stories of the adventures of my fictional self, with the same nickname as I, Anime Jason. But, to understand how my stories will follow, I will tell you the very inspirations that want me to do my stories. Here goes!


Tron: My fictional self, whose real name is Jason James Andrews (an alternate version of my real name), was sent to a world completely different than his own, just like Kevin Flynn. And the people he meets besides the fictional characters he meets, are avatars of his friends back in the real world. For example;

Fictional Avatar - Real Person

Rayjin - Stefan Bullock
Princess Gaea - Val Rupert
Captain RRPG - Kyle Smith

But, the original characters aren't the only ones who have avatars, the same goes with some of the villains, too, established existing characters or completely original characters;

Tirek - Henry Schleiff
Queen Chrysalis - Nikki Reed
Judge Snively Snyder - Stuart Snyder
Morgana the Web - Morgan Webb
Igor the Terrible - Bob Iger
Unicron - David Zaslav
Thanos - Dave Morgan

Speaking of Tron, in my stories, he will serve as my character's A.I. support, whether its mission briefings, answering messages, or contacts while riding the Light Cycle, which I dubbed "The Silver Bullet". And when Anime Jason is in the computerized world aka The Grid, Tron is as noble and brave as any other fighter and rightfully so. And just like Kevin Flynn, my character was looking for evidence to expose Viacom's wrongdoing against him, especially when it comes to posting videos on YouTube using their material. But after being pulled in into the world of fiction, it has become much more than looking for evidence to expose their treachery, much more.

Comix Zone: Just like Tron, you get pulled into a world completely different from you. Except, instead of a computer, you were pulled into the world of fiction by the very evil that Viacom itself spawned into. Now, with powers beyond imagination at your disposal, Anime Jason now fights to save all fiction from the V-Syndicate and those like them. The only way for him to come home is to save all fiction, besides animation. Sketch Turner would be proud. And if this adventure I am living in becomes a comic book, I welcome it.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Besides the original characters, you, one person from the real world, living in a world were characters of fiction exists, such as those from anime, video games, western animation and so on and so forth, just like Eddie Valiant, being with the toons of the Golden Age of Animation . Fish out of water, indeed. This was way back before the likes of Wreck-it-Ralph.

Kingdom Hearts: Just like Sora, Anime Jason travels every world of fiction and meets everybody there from those of the world of Nicktoons, to the Hasbroverse, and even in the dark, gritty universe of the Arrowverse. Some are friendly and some are as evil as they come.

Real-Life Issues: It is quite obvious. Even though my character will have great adventures, he will deal with things that would change him forever. For instance, the reason he was sent to the world of fiction in the first place, to fight and save because what happens here, happens to the real world, which could be more true, especially in a world where corrupt corporate executives, who once support the people, now they have become so old, so stale and so cynical that they will break the rules to satisfy their own greed. But that isn't the only issues. My fictional self, just like me, has his own journey to better himself. During his adventures, he struggles with his own shortcomings, especially on how the world won't take him seriously, why he was sent here and struggling with his own mortality (e.g. feeling that he failed his friends and himself). But, in the end, his issues aren't permanent, for he learns from them, either by himself or aided by his friends and/or his spirit guides. Learning about the hardships of life and embracing them, makes you not just a great hero, but a great person. And maybe, just maybe, one day, The Sleeper WILL awaken and just like Jeff Bridges aka The Dude, he will be one with the universe.

And there you have it. The very inspirations of my stories that I will work on. Hope you find them a bit informative. Until next time. Stay Frosty, fellow crusaders!

Saraba! (Farewell!)

It's Vader Time In Heaven Now!

Ladies and gentlemen,The American Cartoon Federation is sad to announce that today,we just lost one of Wrestlings greatest big men,former Heavyweight Champion,Vader.

Vader aka Big Van Vader,born as Leon White,began his carrer as a Football player playing for the LA Rams as a Center. After finishing his carrer in the NFL,Vader took up Wrestling,where he'd win multiple Championships and partake in some great fueds.

His greatest and most memorable stint was in WCW,where he won the companies Heavyweight Championship 3 Times. He also won the WCW US Championship as well. Guided by legendary Harley Race,Vader dominated in the early 90's

His most memorable WCW fueds include: Cactus Jack,Ron Simmons,"Brittish Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith,Sting,and Hulk Hogan.

After his days in WCW were over in the fall of '95,Vader headed to the WWE in January of '96. In the early-days of his WWE career,Vader was just as dominant as he ever was,but thanks to backstage politics by Shawn Michaels and the Kliq,Vader's push ended after Summer Slam of that year.

From then on out,Vader would lose all championship matches in WWE. Backstage Politics Suck!

Vader departed the WWE in the Fall of 1998 and returned to the indies.

Vader didn't have many memorable feuds in the WWE. The ony ones I can think of is with Yokozuna,Shawn Michaels and Goldust.

Vader was a wrestler that I enjoyed watching. He was a monster,who beat the hell out of anyyone who he got into the ring with. He wasn't only strong and vicious,but he was quick too,as well as a good fighter. Vader was the total monster package.

Though out the years Vader has battled a host of heath issues. In 2016,Vader started battling major heart problems,and now thanks to getting pneumonia,he's lost that battle. He was 63.

Thank you,Vader for all the great matches you have given us as well as those fun promos. You will be missed,Mastadon!

R.I.P.
Leon "Vader" White
May 14th 1955 - June 18th 2018

Saturday, June 16, 2018

Jason's Gallery - Duel of the Super Ninjas!: Ryu Hayabusa vs. Ryo Sanada!


In the middle of the night, with the moon as bright as the sun, as the cherry blossoms flow, lies two extraordinary warriors, fighting each other. One, a super ninja who lives up to his reputation. And the other, a teenage samurai warrior, who is a descendant of a long forgotten ninja clan. But whatever the reason, either a misunderstanding, an honorable duel, mistaken for demons or fighting to protect a rogue ninja like Kasumi, whatever the case is, one thing is certain, when Ryu Hayabusa and Ryo Sanada duel each other, it is truly...legendary.

Here we are, my digitally fanart of our favorite Dragon Ninja, Ryu Hayabusa an my favorite Ronin Warrior of Flaming Benevolence, Ryo Sanada, dueling each other. In a sense, if you are wondering who will win, I say neither. They are both evenly matched and rightfully so. In case you ask, "But Jason, Ryo is a samurai, not a ninja. How can you call him a ninja when he is wearing samurai armor?", let me explain. As I explained in the monologue, Ryo is a descendant of a ninja clan. The Sanada ninja clan, better known as the Sanada Ten Braves, are a group of ninjas who protected real life samurai, Sanada Yukimura until his death in 1615, back in feudal times. So in a sense, Ryo, despite being a samurai, is also part ninja. Hope that clears up everything. Other than that, besides the other ninjas from DOA and Ninja Gaiden, I want to see Ryo and Hayabusa-sama together one day. Starting off as enemies (due to reasons like Kasumi), but becoming good friends, allies and brothers in arms in the end. So, 'nuff said.

Friday, June 8, 2018

The Fall From Grace

Remember when back in the 80's to Early 2000's,Television Networks were great,or at least they Tried to be great. Remember those joyus times? Sadly,in the modern-era,TV Networks are run by Assholes,Retards,Demons,and Losers.

Today,I feel like listing a bunch of TV Networks and the years that they fell from grace. Why? Don't ask. Now,keep in mind,this is just My opinion and it may not reflect the opinions if some. Also,keep in mind that I'm only gonna be listing the Networks that I've watched,so if I left out a network,that means I really didn't care for it.

With that out of the way,let's kick things off with the OG Big 3.

NBC
Year of Fall: 1997

Note: I think NBC's fall started after they de-valued their SatAM block back in '94,but that's just me.

CBS
Year of Fall: 1998

ABC
Year of Fall: 2000

Note: The only good things going for ABC at that point was One Saturday Morning and Regis. They've gotten better in recent times,but not much.

Fox
Year of Fall: 1998

Note: I think the only saving grace for this network during it's fall was Fox Kids.

UPN
Year of the Fall: 1999

The WB
Year of the Fall: 1999

Note: One of the Only saving graces for The WB during that time was KidsWB.

Nickelodeon
Year of Fall: 2005

Note: You can thank the Teen Sitcoms for this.

MTV
Year of Fall: 1998

VH1
Year of Fall: 1999

Note: Generally music had been going downhill since arounf 1998/1999. Plus,Reality Shows help decimate both MTV and VH1.

Comedy Central
Year of Fall: 1999

Note: From 1999 onward,Comedy Central became politicised and overly-obscene.

B.E.T.
Year of Fall: 1999

Note: Same deal as Comedy Central.

TV Land
Year of Fall: 2006

Note: Reality Shows,Modern Sitcoms,and Crappy Original Shows killed this once great network.

Nicktoons Network
Year of Fall: 2010

Nick GaS
Year of Fall: 2007

Note: Nick GaS was destroyed in it's prime. It still had a few more good years left. But on December 31st of 2007,Viacrap stupidly killed it and replaced it with The N. R.I.P. Nick GaS,you are missed.

USA Network
Year of Fall: 1998

Note: How appropriate that this Network would fall on the very same year that it abandoned it's Weekend and Weekday Morning Blocks. R.I.P. USA Action Xtreme Team.

Cartoon Network
Year of Fall: Late-2005/Early-2006

Boomerang
Year of Fall: 2010

Note: I already explained why CN and Boomerang are bad,so I'm not gonna do it again.

TBS
Year of Fall: 2001

TNT
Year of Fall: 2000

The Disney Channel
Year of Fall: 2006

Notes: Like with Cartoon Network,I already ranted and raved on why Disney Channel sucks,so I-m not gonna do it again. Admittedly,they Have gotten better over the last 3 years...but not by that much.

Toon Disney/Disney XD
Year of Fall: 2007/2008

Notes: Despite helping Toon Disney,Jetix ruined the Network by taking over 70% of it. Today,Disney XD is a Network with so much unused potential.

Fox Family/ABC Family/Freeform
Year of Fall: 2007/2008

Notes: I talked about the fall of this network as well.

Animal Planet
Year of Fall: 2009

Note: Ditching the primary purpose of your network should be illegal. The networks ONLY saving grace is the annual Puppy Bowl

The Hub Network/Discovery Family
Year of the Fall: 2013

Note: The fall of 2013 was the fall of The Hub. Just one year before the Discovery Family rebranding.

And that's about it. Sorry if this seems random,but it's something that I wanted to do.

So,until next time,
Stay Gold!